Underwear Conspiracy...episode 2

Hi All!

Remember the tale of Underwear Conspiracy in my previous post...

The story continues...I did mentioned that the secret was revealed after two weeks.

After two weeks!!!!
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Eida and I working at the check in counter that morning..I was checking in passengers while Eida helping me out with the check in baggage. Felly will be helping out with heavy checked in baggage.
That morning was a bit quiet...flight wasn't full at all, so 3 of us busy talking nonsense while waiting for passengers to check in for the flight.

While busy talking and laughing all of sudden Eida's face change paled.

Me: Are you ok?
Felly: Ya...are you ok..you look pale?
Eida: Fenny..move...I need private conversation with Arin...faster...MOVE!
Felly: Fine...! are you having period now?
Eida: Shut up...MOVE...NOW!
Felly: Alright...alright!
Me: Why...what's wrong?
Eida: It's him...oh no we're in trouble!.
Me: Him...who!?
Eida: The underwear guy...he's walking towards us...oh God he's coming!
Me: What!!!Where...quick...put CLOSED sign at the counter...quick!.
Eida: He's coming...it's too late...he's coming...what do we do...what do we do!?
Me: Ok...act normal
Eida: Yes, act normal.

The guy walking straight towards our counter,out of so many checked in counters, he walked straight to us...was that destiny...faith...karma...I don't know...anyway, Eida was  telling the truth...what can I say...that guy was extremely handsome. He stopped at our counter and indeed we're panic...extremely panic...instead of greeting him...I've said something really stupid...reallyyy stuuupidddd!...what can I say...I was panic, extremely scared, I was sure that he walked towards me with the bunch of polices in full uniform...(well...just my stupid imagination...however at that time I was pretty sure I saw the police Force)

Me: We're sorry!...we didn't mean to do that...please forgive us....(Yes!...that the exact words came out of my mouth...I should have only said...Hi Good morning...but instead..I've said the Sorry word...I felt like a complete loser).
The guy: What...am I at the correct counter...I'm checking in for the flight to Amsterdam.
Eida: Checking in...of course...you at the correct counter...we will check you in...and give you the best seat on the flight.
The Guy: Thanks...that would be great...but why you apologizing to me earlier.
Me: Umm...ummm ( my eyes is looking at Eida..I was desperately need help)
Eida: Ummm...it's our new policy sir...we apologize to passengers in advance just in case we've done anything wrong...( Was that even an excuse!....argghhh)

Eida's eyes was looking at me and was trying to get some kind of approval from my side, what I did was just knocking my head to agree all the bull shit that Eida was telling him.

The guy: Wow!...that strange policy..I've never heard of that...hmmm...

He looked puzzled, but who cares...I know I don't...all I ever wanted was to get rid of him as quickly as I can. I panicked...My heartbeat was beating extremely fast...After few seconds the boarding pass ready.

Me: Here's your boarding pass...go away...thank for flying with us...
The guy: What did you say...?
Eida: Ummm..like I said earlier...we apologize in advanced just in case...u know...

Eida was trying to backed me up.

The guy: Well...good day ladies!

Obviously it wasn't a good day...I can see the guy's face...definitely not happy, somehow he doesn't complain.
He left the counter...what a relief!...my breathing is normal now...ahhhhhhhh!

Somehow he turn back and walking towards us....for the 2nd time...oh no!

Eida: He's coming again...he's coming again...oh my God...I'm freaking out now!
Me: Ok do not panic...act normal...
Eida: Ya right...act normal...aren't you the one who straight away apologizing earlier...what's up with that?
Me: I was panic okay!
Eida: Let me do the talking...alright!
Me: Do whatever you wanna do...make sure he's out of here instantly!

Eida: Hi sir...why you keep coming back? (With her un sincere smiling face)
The guy: Well...aren't you gonna checked in my baggage?
Me: Ooo...you wanna checked in the baggage...why didn't you say so earlier?
The guy: Well...that's why I put my checked in baggage on top of the scaling belt when I came to your counter earlier so that you can issue me a baggage claim tag...right...somehow after checking in there was no baggage tag.. strange right...and my bag still on the belt...hmmmm..how can that be...(annoying face...hate it!)

No time to waist...I printed the baggage tagged..as quickly as I could...I really wanted him to disappear.

Me: There you go...you baggage claim tag...now...go away...and thank you for flying with us...
The guy: You ladies!...ummm...never mind...thanks...( shook his head...I can see his gave up face...who cares...I want him to get lost from my side)

And he left the counter...Eida and I was waiting for that guy...walking away until he faded away from our eyesight.

Nope...that's not happening...he turning back for the third time.. returning to our check in counter for the 3rd time...for the 3rd time!...what the hell...I'm freaking out...Eida Freaking out and Felly from the other counter can smell there's something stink going on...he came to us and checking with us on what was happening.

Felly: What's wrong with both of u...u guys seem panicked...What's up?
Me: Nothing is up...everything is falling down now...he's coming..oh my God...Felly...if anything happen to me...please tell my family that I love them...
Felly: What!...Why!
Eida: Just do as she says..ok...tell the same to my husband...
Me: Oh no! He's near...I'm gonna die!

The guy: Hi again!
Eida: Seriously...Whyyy... you keep on coming back to us? (Gave up looks)
Me: Ya..please leave us in peace...!(panic face)
The guy: Well...I cannot travel without my passport can't I..I think my passport is with you ladies.

Passport...oh my God...why his passport is still at the counter...both of us was too panic until everything were not right...everything just went so wrong...I gave him the passport...he took it from me and said...

The guy: Yes I know...I'll be going away...there's no need to apologize...I heard it earlier...yes...now I get it...(the face still annoying...but handsome though) earlier... I was like thinking what the hell these two ladies trying to do....unnecessary apologize...now I get the clear picture of it.
The Guy: You know what...I think you two having crush on me...right...that's why you create all these scene..right...right...well I hate to disappoint you both...I'm sure you know hot guys like me...is always not available...I'm engaged to be married...so it's too late...just too late...

OMG...who does he think he is...George Harnett!  (he looks a bit like him though) I can't take this anymore...hate to see he's snobbish smile.Why can't he just leave...why must he keep on talking nonsense...

Me: WE STOLE YOUR UNDERWEAR 2 WEEKS AGO!

There...I've said it...it's burst out of my mouth smoothly...I didn't realized it...It just happened. Eida was panic..I can see her eyes were like popping out...her mouth was wide open and I can hear Felly was laughing from behind.

The guy: What!...seriously...what did you say!
Me: You heard me...we surrender...if you wanna make a police report make it quick...I can't stand this humiliation anymore...this is so embarrassing...!
Eida: Ok...there's no need to fight...we can explain...everybody chill...lets talk about it okay...let us close the counter now before any other passengers come over to the counter.
Felly...please take this  kind gentleman to Smooth Cafe..we'll be right up in a minute...
The guy:  This is really something...well... are you sure you'll be right up in a minute or you both trying to run away?
Me: Where can we run...the police station is just in front of the Smooth Cafe..we won't be long.
The guy: What the hack...I still have 2 hours to wait for the flight...can't wait to hear the underwear story.I'm  trying to understand the situation here...underwear...stealing...checked in counter...nope...I just don't get it...it's too weird...really weird...

He walked to Smooth Cafe with Felly. I can see that Felly is still in puzzle...trapped in the lost world...the underwear guy is even lost in his own world...I can see that he is trying to understand what is happening.

Anyway Eida and I were walking to Smooth Cafe with fear in our brain and I was so sure I could hear our heartbeat was beating super fast. Eida warned me to just keep cool, she'll do the talking. I think I can do that. We can see Felly and The Guy was talking...no one knows about what...they were sitting at the corner...nice place...if The Guy lost his temper we could still hide our stupid faces...facing the wall...yes...great plan...hide our stupid faces...

The Guy : Well, don't just stand there...have a sit you two...I can't wait to hear your story!

Eida and Me : Thanks...( we were trying our best to make that...you know...cute looks...or adorable looks...hoping that The Guy will forgive us somehow....but I'm sure our faces turned out to be so stupid...with stupid looks and ugly atmosphere...so stupid!)

Felly: Tell the story now...faster...I'm sure it's epic...you gals stealing underwear?...what a loser...hahaha!
The Guy : Ya...lets hear it..I can't wait...though it's kind a strange...but once it's involved my underwear...I need to know the bottom of this mystery.
Eida: Ummmm...well...ummm...well...
Me: Just tell him Eida!
Eida : Ya...okay..it's...well...okay...
The Guy: Nope...I don't want to hear..okay...well..okay...well...the story!...please!
Eida: look...We're sorry for stealing your precious underwear...the truth is...blaaa...blaaa (about the ancient Chinese believes and other stupid stuff)
The Guy: You really believe that!
Felly: Ya...do u really believe it..I'm Chinese...I've never heard that...if anybody wanna get pregnant, put stranger underwear under your pillow...?what a loser..hahaha!
Eida: Don't u dare call my mother in law a loser!.
Felly: You a loser!
Eida: U know what dude...you keep your mouth shut...or I shut it for you!
Felly: Okay...I'm just saying...I'm in complete silence now...not talking now...shhhhh!
The Guy: I still unable to accept the fact that trying to get pregnant is by stealing stranger's underwear...why didn't you steal me instead...I'm sure I can do miracle...( with that annoying looks arghhh!)
Felly: I was thinking the same...U can steal me...I'm super ready and available...(another annoying face)
Eida: Shut up!...I'm your friend's wife...for God sake...u wanna hear the story or not?
Felly and The Guy: Sure...go on...
Eida: So...when I first saw u...I kind of thinking...if I wanna to put a stranger's underwear under my pillow...it would be great to choose some handsome guy's underwear. When I saw you I knew that your underwear was the ONE!
The Guy: I'm confuse now...I don't know whether I suppose to be flattered or angry...I'm not sure...it's all kind a blurr now.
Eida: I can stop the story if you want to...
The Guy and Felly : NO...please go on!
Eida: And why you so interested on this...u know what Felly!...u better leave...go away now...
Felly: NO...I wanna hear the story...please!
Eida and Me: GO AWAY...NOW!
Felly: Okay...fine...I'm moving out..(Just to the next table and still ears dropping)
The Guy: Well...time is running out...or u would like to tell the rest of the story at the police station! ( the face still annoyed me...argghhh)
Eida: Okay...so I stalked you for about a month..
The Guy: WHAT! you've been stalking me for a month!...and I didn't even realized that...hmmm...that's... kind a cool...what...NO!...why you did that...are you some kind of psycho!
Eida: Pllleaseee...who do you think I am...some kind of un civilization species...well, if you must know...I'm well mannered young lady which happily marriage!
Felly: YA Right!...who pee in the van...hahahaha...( he still ears dropping and interrupting...he just can't stop...anyway...if you wanna know the story of how Eida pee in the van...just wait for my next post...)
Eida and Me: Felly!...seriously...dude...will you shut up!
Felly: Okay...not listening....totally not listening!
The Guy: You pee in the van!...what kind of monster are you...are you even a girl?!
Eida: Well...it was bad traffic, raining...you expect me to pee in front of public...like I said I'm well mannered civilized woman...daaa!.
Felly: So much for civilized well mannered woman...!
Me: Bro...where's your manners?
Felly: Manners?...Well Sir...if you must know the other girl...who stole your underwear...she's crazy...they both are...hahaha...
The Guy: Well...I can see that...normal people doesn't steal underwear...there must be something wild going on in that little brain of them...I'm sure of it!
Felly: I agree! (still interrupting...I'm getting annoyed now...Felly need to go...NOW)
Me: FELLY!...that's it...you must go now...no more ears dropping...move you fat little monster's ass..MOVE IT!
The Guy: How could you call him fat monster...where's your manners!
Me: Manners!...you talking about manners...well if you must know..manners and I are best friend...everybody knows that I'm well mannered high class woman...no question ask...everybody knows that..
Felly: Ya right! who threatened the Indonesian contract worker to sing a song before he can checked in for the flight...who did that...only bully's did that kind of thing...
Me: I wasn't bullying him...he's got guitar with him...might as well make it useful.
Felly : No singing no boarding pass!...what's that..that's the words of bully's!
Me: I was kidding...I didn't know that he's actually gonna do it!
Eida : I must say that was funny...I still can hear his voice sang that song...you such a bully...oh yes you are...hahaha...
Me: I wasn't bullying him...gosh...you guys...please!
Felly: Ya right..wasn't bullying him...you told him to sing Indonesian song in SPANISH!

The Guy: Oh my God...seriously...who are you people...you bullied people...where's your manners..are you even a girl...were you being posses by a guy spirit or something?!
Me: I am not a bully...in my defense..it did sound great when he sang that Indonesian song in Spanish...though nobody knows what he was singing about...Spanish in his own version...loved it...
Eida: It was awesome! (High Five...Eida and I)
The Guy : Seriously...I'm so confused right now...you two looks like an angel...sweet smile...cute faces...innocent looks...you two really looks like an angel...
Felly : Ya...Angel of Death!
The Guy: Totally agree with that...you two manners less!

Eida: Fine!...maybe we have manners issues..but once you get to know us...we are not who you think we are...so... I stalked you for a month...
The Guy: Okay..back to the stalking story...
Eida: Please do not get over yourself...I wasn't stalking you...I was stalking your underwear...my interest was only your underwear...so...you see...I wasn't a stalker.
The Guy: Stalking underwear is event worst than normal stalker...seriously...who would do that!...you know...you just unspeakable...both of you!
Me: Hey!...I was tricked to do this...!...I've done that stealing thingy out of my free willing..
Eida: So... I stalked your underwear, planned a perfect day to do the dirty job and yes I tricked my best friend in to this stealing game...now...my question is...do you really wanna make a police report over underwear...don't you think that's kind a crazy.?
The Guy: I don't know...I need to think...after all... this kind of major crime...hmmm...anyway...I want to know...do you have any sign or symptom of pregnancy now...is it working out fine?
Eida: Well, the truth is...ummmm..I throw your underwear the very next day.
Me, The Guy and Felly: What! you throw it away!
Me: After all we've been through...and do you know the nightmare that running wild into my brain almost every night... the guy with underwear face came to me every single night screaming to me...GIVE ME BACK MY UNDERWEAR! it's torturing...and you throw it away the very next day...arghhhh!...I need air...give me some air...unable to breath here...
The Guy: Seriously...don't call me underwear face...it's not polite...it's disturbing...but than again...what you know about politeness!
Eida: Well...I'm sorry Arin.. okay...you're the one who gave me those "what if" ideas...I was freaking out...so I throw it away.
The Guy: What..I don't understand..."what if" ideas...what's that?
Eida: Well...After we stole your underwear, the very next day...my dear friend here was asking me...what if the owner of that underwear is GAY, or psycho or having mental issues..would it effect the baby if I ever get pregnant...well... I never thought of that until she asked me...
The Guy: Wait...what!...you said I'm gay, I'm psycho...how dare you!
Me: NO...what I meant was "what if"...we don't even know you...unless you really gay or psycho...
The Guy: NO...of course not!
Me: So I was just thinking what if...
The Guy: Stop!...just stop...I can't hear this anymore...it's too much..you guys..totally losing it...you two are monsters...well... let me tell you about my self...I'm not gay, or lunatic or mental issues person...I'm a very successful doctor, I'm not engaged...it was just a talked earlier..I was flirting around...the truth is I'm surrounded by gals...and because of that I'm a bit choosy... okay...so you see...throwing away my underwear was the biggest mistake ever!
Eida: Oh no! I have to look for it now...
Me: Stop Eida...that's it...just stop...so Sir..what are you going to do now?
The Guy: You know what...hmmm...the truth is ...I don't even know my underwear was missing...it's just an underwear anyway.
Me: You didn't realize your underwear was missing...? oh...that's new...I thought people will noticed if any of their inner wear went missing...I know I do...
Eida: Me too...my inner wear is some kind of my precious property.
Me: Me too...owww....we're the same...that's cute...I still keep my inner wear from 5 years ago...and I wish I could framed it nicely...it's gonna be awesome!.
Eida: You still keep your 5 years inner wear...? that's so cool!
Me: I know right...!Ya...it's kind a old and ages...but I loved them...I bought them in UK...I'm gonna keep them!and loved them!
Eida: Really...what brand!
Me: It's Mark and Spencer...you know... every time when I'm wearing Mark and Spencer...I feel like my body was drowning into sea of comfort and softness..I feel like my body was guarded by Mark and Spencer angel...full of..
The Guy: STOP!...oh my God...just stop...do you even have brain...I can't take this anymore..it's too much...you two are underwear freak...just stop...no more underwear stories...this need to be stop...it's disturbing...okay!
Me and Eida: Ya okay...we can do that..
The Guy: I'm not gonna charge you on anything...just forget about it okay...
Eida and Me: Really!..oh thank you so much...thank you so much! you're the man!
The Guy: With one condition!
Eida and Me: What is it?
The Guy: When I'm back from Amsterdam...can we hang out?
Eida: What...hang out...we don't hang out...we're not type of people who hangs out, clubbing and do drugs..what ever..
Felly: Ya..they type of people who pee in the van and and do crazy stuff and make fool of them self all the time...hahaha!
The Guy: Ya..that's the good one..I like that...anyhow, I promise you guys it'll be no clubbing...just eat and hang out...and  let me introduce my self..I'm The Guy ( nope I'm not gonna tell you his name)
The Guy : And you are...?
Eida: I'm Eida
Me:  Arin.
Felly : I'm Felly..combination of fat belly...
The Guy: Well..that's nice..well..I've flight to catch...I'll see you all when I'm back...so can I have your number?
Eida: I'm not gonna give you my number...I'm married...please have some respect to a married woman!
Me: I don't have phone...(I've said it with my poker face)
The Guy : What! no phone.so..how do your friends wanna contact you?
Me: Don't ask me...ask them...(loved showing my poker face to him)
Felly: Let me give you my number.
The Guy: Okay...I'll contact you once I'm back and all of us will hang out...and that's a date...!
Eida: Why you wanna hang out with us?
The Guy: I don't know...I've been hanging out with doctors, nurses, paramedics...you guys different...so you know... for a change...I'd like to hang out with you guys.
Felly: Fair enough...I'm warning you...we're different...
The Guy: I guess I know that...well...see you guys around.

So The Guy went away, faded away with other passengers.
Wow! That was the most relief moment that I've had in my entire life.It was like all the burden vanishes and flew away and leaving me in the beauty of piece of mind.That was amazing...I know it was embarrassing and humiliation  day ever...! but who cares...look..the burden is gone...I'm free, I can see Eida was non stop smiling and shaking her head, I know she was just as relief as I am. and I still heard Felly non stop laughing.

Yes...I'm sure you can figure out what's gonna happen to us in the office, checked in counter, at departure gates, arrival hall not to mentioned other employee from other airlines.. our secret was revealed and it's had to be Felly that was working with us...had to be the big mouth ever! We became a super jokes clown  for over 2 months...the whole entire airport know the story.

For almost 3 months the underwear jokes ruled the whole airport...and they even have a nickname for us...'Underwear thief'.

Bo: Hey guys..today I'm wearing pink underwear...you wanna see or should I say you wanna steal it from me...hahaha!
Me:Hahaha...(fake laugh) very funny...boys don't wear pink...gays do!..are you gay?
Bo: No...gosh...chilled up!( and believe me... that was the most civilized jokes that I can remember among all the jokes that they've thrown to both of us.)

And the jokes rolling on and on and on until both of us immune to all the underwear jokes.

And one day it was stopped! well that was because Uncle G threatened...for those  who still doing that underwear jokes..that person will unable to wear  any underwear for at least a week!

Hah! look at that... our dear Uncle G to the rescue!

Loved him!

There will be more epic stories coming up..I'm sure of that...Let's just wait until my next post. What about sharing the tale of 'Louie..

The tale of Louie..never stop being hilarious!

Till next post!