Hi all,
This is the time to share the tale of 'All About Louie'.
Hmmm! where to begin, okay...let me begin with that day...
That day from the beginning of the afternoon shift until the end of the shift everything were adventures and memorable. I guess I start from the beginning...
That day!
I started the afternoon shift by signing the attendance sheet at the office.After signing in I chatted with Honey and Eida a little while. Eida was working at the departure gate on that day, so after signing in she had plenty of time to chat and fool around as the gate will be open in another two hours time, as for me and Honey we don't have much time to waste at the office as both of us working at the checked in counter that day.So after chatting for a while, were both went to check in counter to start our work while Eida still at the office chatting with the rest of the team that working at departure gate.
Staff at the check in counter that day Honey, Jaffy, Bo, and we have two contract staff Karen and Linda, and of course me and beside me there's Supi.
Let me tell you a little bit about Supi.
Hmmmmm....what can I tell you about Supi...let me think!
Okay...Supi definitely mommy's boy, he's young, hard working, always ready to learn any new things and new adventure and the best of all he's very naive.
No girl friend....very single...so far not even a hint that he's having a girl friend, he always concerns about work and how to pleases his mommy.
So that day, to warm up my day after I organized my counter nicely to my own taste and style, well I need a little more hmmm what you call that...yes...a bit more ummphh! at my counter, after all, my counter is for first class passengers and our frequent traveler membership so obviously the counter must be more spectacular than the normal check in counter.
Okay...having said that...everything now is organized accordingly...now I'm just waiting for passengers to check in for the flight.
Me: " Hi Supi...so...how are you today?" to tell you the truth...I don't even want to start conversation with Supi...not that I have something against him, it's just...
Supi : " You know what...today my mom....bla...bla...and my mom did...bla...bla..bla..and my mom...and mom...and my mom...and my mom...bla...bla" Ya I didn't get what he said...but I'm pretty sure it's all about his mom...so now you know why I don't want to start conversation with him...gosh! he need to be stopped...like...right now!
Me: "Ya...what ever...you can keep your mom stories...passenger is coming" Thank God passengers were started coming to checking in for the flight....otherwise...my ears will be stuffed full with his mom's stories...non stop...I'm telling you...it's relentless...
So we checked in passengers for the flight, gave them nice seats, checked their baggage and of course we were trying our best to meet our passengers request...after all, our airline is one of the best airline in the world.
We were super busy on that day from the first flight until the last flight of that day!
Now we checking in for the last flight of the day. Flight was full, and it's almost boarding time I guess, most of the check in counter already closed, left only my counter and Supi's counter to standby check in for another few more first class passengers ( including the group of runaway models and the Evil Queen) oh! you must be wondering why we call this passenger an Evil Queen, well basically she's an evil...any who the rest of the check in staff already left the counter accept me, Supi and Honey.
While waiting for these few passengers we were talking,and as usual Supi and his mom's stories, I pretended to listen to him, well don't blame me the story about mom, who wanna hear stories about mom....it's just...I don't know...unless he was telling stories about his hot brother...hahaha...just kidding!, he doesn't have a brother!
From far I can see felly is coming to the counter...and I'm pretty sure he's got agenda!
Me: "Hey...Felly! what are you doing here...aren't you suppose at the arrival hall now, taking care of arrival passengers and their baggage?" I opened my mouth straight away when I saw Felly...no time to waste...stories about Supi's mom got to be stopped!
Felly: "Ya...I've got no case at arrival...passengers happy and I'm happy...you know I'm the MAN...so everything will be smooth when the man is around...so how's at the counter...hmmm has the group checking in already?"
Honey: "Oh I know what it is....you're here because of the runaway models group...you such a player!"
Felly: "What!...no...has the group check in?!"
Me: "Nope...not yet..possible they can't make it...who knows..."
Felly: "Oh man...I came here to check out chicks...don't tell me they're not coming...!"
Supi: "What...chicks!...who brought chicken at the airport...you mean live chicken?"
Felly: " What are you talking about?"
Supi: "You said you want to check out chicks...so who brought live chicken to the airport?"
Honey and me were laughing ...now you know why Supi so naive...
Felly: "Why are you so slow...arghhh!...it's not chicken...I was talking about a girls...okay!"
Supi: " You call girls chicken...oh God...girls not animal...how can you call them animal....it's not cool man...it's not cool at all!"
Honey and I still laughing...
Felly: " What!...why am I wasting my time with this late bloomer...arrgghhh!"
Me: " Hey! both of you stop...the group is here." I'm pointing at the group of five beautiful, glamor and gorgeous girls that walking toward us.
Felly: "Yes!...they're here...hey! late bloomer! watch and learn...how's the MAN handle this situation...just watch and learn!" with his point finger pointing at Supi.
Supi: "Why he always call me that...'late bloomer'...what's that...?" He whispered at me...and I just lift up my shoulders.
Felly: " Oh Gosh...look at them...look how elegance they are...how beautiful and how..." the words stopped when one of the girls called Felly to help out with the bag.
One of the girls: "Excuse me ...fat boy, I need you to help me with the bag." Ya, she call him fat boy!
Felly: " Arin, did you hear what she call me?"
Me: "Ya...the fat boy...accept the fact bro...you're fat!"
Felly: "No!...I'm not fat...I'm chubby."
Me: "What ever, help out with the bag...they calling you!"
Felly help out with the bag, once in a while we can hear that one of the girls telling him to be careful with the baggage and telling this and that...you know what...to me...those girls such a bullied, and my poor Felly got bullied that day...
So we checked them in for the flight, issued the boarding passes and of course checked in all the baggage, within few minutes the group has checked in for the flight successfully.
And those girls left the counter....
Felly: "What was that!...they called me fat boy, they make me carry their bags...I thought hot chicks were awesome....it's turned out hot chicks were pretty sucks!
Honey: " Well, I think you deserve it....now you know not to mess around with pretty chicks!"
Supi: "Hey guys look at that young girl!, I've got to help her...look at her baggage...so heavy...look at her father...with heavy bags and he looks so old..."
Felly: " What!...where...oh...mama...hey late bloomer...if you need to get the girl...you catch the father...so observe...how's the MAN handle this....watch and learn!" Again...argghh he never learned!
Felly went straight to the old man...greeting him politely...carried his bags and told Honey to help out the young lady...
Felly: "So...hi there...you and your dad... having a family trip?" Felly just can't wait to start a conversation with the girl, he said hi to her even before she took out her passport and ticket to check in for the flight.
Girl: "What..he's not my dad...he's my husband."
Well...you know what...that day just wasn't Felly's day!
Felly: "What!...he's your husband...how old is he...75?!"
Girl: "He's 67 okay!"
Felly: Ohhh..ohhh...That's very young it's like teenager...and how old are you...15?!"
Girl: " I'm 23...seriously...what's wrong with you?"
Me: "Can I have your husband's passport, please." Quickly try to change topic before Felly and the girl went to serious situation. I can see how frustrated Felly was, Supi just standing beside me and watch while Honey helping me out with the baggage claim tag.
Well it's done!, the girl and the old husband left the counter.
Felly: "Seriously...what's wrong with hot chicks these days ....are they blind?...that old man is like a grandfather to her...that's it....I'm done with the hot chicks!...you know what Arin...next time I'm gonna go for fat chicks!...ya fat chicks!"
Supi: " Fat chicks!...ya I love fat chicks...the meat is very juicy...you know when..."
Honey: "Supi...stop it! since when my sweet little boy become so disgusting!?" Honey stopped Supi before he went wild with his fat chicks imagination.
Supi: "What!...why...what's the matter... since when talking about fat chicks is disgusting...are you vegan now?"
Honey: " Oh...you talking about the real chicken?"
Supi: " Ya...I'm talking about the chicken...what...are you guys still talking about girls....I wasn't paying attention...sorry...and stop calling girls chicks...it's disturbing!"
Honey: "I got to go now...you guys stay here...I'm gonna go to office...I think I'm losing my mind if I'm staying here a little longer....it's pretty confusing!" So Honey left us at the counter.
Felly: " I've got go too...today just not my day...!"
Supi: " Wait...Felly...before you go...I already watch you and I still not sure what did I learn...so what I learn?"
Felly: "Hah!...Never mind!"
Supi: "What?What?" Supi looking at me for an answer...he's still in puzzle.
Me: " Well if you must know...you've just learn how to be a jerk!" Solid answer from me.
Felly: "Hahaha...that's hilarious...I'm dying laughing...hahaha...mommy!...I'm so lonely!"
Me: " Ya...go home to your mommy!"
Felly: "Don't you dare!"
Me: "Nope...I'm not saying anything!"
So Felly left us at the counter.
Me: "Supi...if you wanna go to office...go ahead...I'm waiting for only one passenger to check in for the flight."
Supi: "It's alright I'm staying.."
Me: "Great!...so...just now I heard that you were talking about the fat chicks..."
Supi: "Wait...you referring to real chicken or girls?"
Me: "What..girls...I'm not talking about girls baby...I'm talking about the real fat chicks with juicy meat...hey..why don't we go to KFC later...once everything clear...what say you?"
Supi: "I say..YES!...you the only one who read my mind!"
Me: "Ya...I'm the mind reader...so it's a date with fat chicks!"
Supi "It's a date!!"
Me: "We're just waiting for the Evil Queen to check in for the flight..and after that...fat chicks here we come!"
Supi: "Are you sure she's coming...it's almost boarding time?"
Me: "Oh!...she's coming alright...trust me she will come..she bought first class ticket and another one extra seat at first class...I'm sure she's coming for the flight."
Supi: "How come you so sure?"
Me: "Hah! speaking of the devil...there she is coming to us...so get ready for the battle!"
Supi: "I'm super ready!"
And there she was, the Evil Queen with two heavy pull trolley cabin bags and one hand bag walking straight to us.The two heavy pulled trolley bags were carried by her driver ( I think...not so sure..every time when she checked in for the flight...that same guy is the one who carries all the bags for her)
Evil Queen: "Well...it's quiet here...where's everybody? only your counter open...?"
Me: "Ya! everybody has checked in for the flight."
Evil Queen: "So you telling me I'm late...are you telling me that I'm not punctual...look...I still have plenty of time to play, before boarding the aircraft...in fact I planned some shopping before boarding...so you've got problem with that?" Ya...now you get it... why we call her Evil Queen...I can see Supi was trying so hard to maintain his better posture..otherwise I'm pretty sure he collapse.
Me: "No worries, madam...I'll let the departure gate team know that you need to do some shopping before boarding." Don't want to fight with her...there's no point talking against her..so just play along!
Evil Queen: "Good...I like that...actually...I like quiet at the counter...no noises..very peaceful...I don't like so many people around...you know the crowd annoyed me...sometime they can be disgusting...you know what I mean?" Nope...I didn't know what she meant...If she doesn't like the crowd of people she can simply enjoy the crowd of animal somewhere in the Amazon jungle!
Evil Queen: "Oh ya!...I'm not checking in these baggage...I'll carry them with me...you know why I bought the extra seat at first class cabin...it's because of my bags...oh ya please make sure the extra seat reserved beside my seat of course!"
Me: "No worries...everything has been taking care of...here's your boarding pass."
Evil Queen: "Good...Oh! I need someone to carry my bags to the departure gate..okay...you! young boy...you carry the big one...and you young lady! you carry the smaller bag...oh make sure your hands are clean before you touch my bags...bla...bla...bla...I need to do some shopping...chop!chop!...hurry!" Every time...! she never failed to amaze me with her evil attitude..amazing!...just amazing!
After we wipe our hands make sure no germs...Supi took the bigger bag and I took the smaller bag and we follow behind the Evil Queen...closely!
Evil Queen: "Oh ya!...young boy!..please take care of Louie...I don't want Louie to get hurt!" She shouted at Supi and pointing at the bigger bag...and she continue walking to clear immigration.
Supi: "Did you hear that?"
Me: "Hear what?"
Supi: "She said please take care of Louie..who's Louie...I bet..there's a child in this bigger bag!" Supi whispered to me.
Me: "Nonsense!"
Supi: "Think about it...she's an evil...she capable of doing anything...I think there's a boy in this bag called Louie."
Me: "Really..well...I...hmmm...really!?"
Supi: "Really...really!...so what do we do?"
Me: "Let me think!"
Supi: " I know!...we asked the immigration officer to open up the bag!"
Me: "No silly!...immigration check out passport...they don't check bags..okay...now let me think!"
Evil Queen: "Hey! you guys..why you so far away behind...hurry I need to go shopping...no time to waste!" She shouted at us...and we try to speed up a bit... but we make sure that we keep a distance from her...you know...with all the talking about Louie stuff...so call...investigation!
So we followed her closely...but not too close...and she stopped at one boutique. In front of the boutique, there's a waiting area and there's chair to sit down and relax.
Evil Queen: "Okay! you guys seat here...and young boy... Louie is very important to me...take care of Louie for me...you have no idea the adventure that I went through to get my Louie...I went all the way to Paris to get my Louie...and the price...it's massive!...so take good care of Louie!"
Supi: "Yes! Madam!" and we both sat on the chair with all the questions in our heads.
Supi: "Did you hear that...she went to Paris to get this boy...it's a French boy...Gosh...she's an evil!"
Me: "Yeah! she's involve in human trafficking...it's true evil!"
Supi: "So what do we do?"
Me: "Hey!...I got an idea...why don't you call him...you know to make sure that he still alive in there."
Supi: "Good Idea!"
Me: "Ya!...you call him...and I keep a look out" So the adventure of talking to the bag begins.
Supi: Hey! Louie...can you hear me...please give me some sign if you still alive...anything...something...what ever...you know we need to know if you alive in there?"
Evil Queen: "What are you doing...are you talking to my bag?" Out of no where the Evil Queen just come out and stood in front of us.Both of us shocked I need to do something...do something...but what...what...and it's like a reflects I slapped Supi on the face. Supi was shocked! Evil Queen was shocked..well to tell you the truth I was in shocked too!
Supi: "Oouucch! that's hurt..why.."
Evil Queen: "Why are you slapping his face?" The Evil Queen was asking me before Supi could finish up his sentence.
Me: " Hmmm...aaaa...hmmmm...he's got diabetes!...you know...the sugar thingy...so when the sugar level is low...he's doing funny stuff...somehow if he doesn't take his medication on time...it's attack the brain." Ya...I didn't know where it came from...but that was my excuse.
Evil Queen: "What! really..I didn't know diabetes can attack the brain...hmmm...never mind! not that I care... I need to buy one more thing before boarding...so lets go!" and there she goes with her shopping mood and of course behind her we followed closely with a safe distance.
Wow!...that was so close...really close!
Supi: "Why you slapped me...and I'm diabetic? since when?!"
Me: "Well! I got to do something!"
Supi: "By slapping me!..my mom never ever...ever..ever slap me before!"
Me: "We have to be in character, otherwise she suspect something...you want that?"
Supi: "No...I want to rescue Louie!"
Me: "Me too...so be in character...acting a bit...you know this is what investigator do...they act!"
Supi: "Really!..okay...got that!"
We walking and walking while doing the thinking what is the next idiotic steps that we're going to do, and the journey stopped at perfume shop.
Evil Queen: "Okay guys...you wait here...oh you can seat there while waiting for me, I won't be long." The Evil Queen pointing at the sitting area not so far away from the perfume shop, so she went in to perfume shop and we sat at the nearest chair.
Supi: "Now what?!"
Me: "Okay...I got an idea...since the boy is not responding to your voice..try to smell the bag!"
Supi: "What!...smell the bag...I ain't smelling the bag...I'm not some kind of doggie...nope I'm not smelling it!"
Me: "Well you are the one with the disease not me...so you got to smell it...!"
Supi: "Why do I have to smell it?"
Me: "To look for evidence, you silly...you have to smell it...if the smell is some kind of rotten smell, well we now what it means!"
Supi: "What!"
Me: "It means, there's a dead body in the bag!"
Supi: "Why don't you smell the bag...why me?!"
Me: "Well!...I'm not the one with diabetic issue here...you are!...so smell the bag!"
And the smelling mission begins, I still remember how Supi was trying his very best to smell any rotten or some kind of weird smell that coming out from the bag.
Supi: "The bag smells good...so good...it's leather smell is super awesome!"
Me: " Supi...focus..please..smell the bag..look for rotten smell...quick!" and he smells, and smells and smells...and...
"Are you smelling my bag?!" Yes... Evil Queen, she stood right in front of us...again!...How can I missed her...I supposed to keep a look out for her...how in the world she stood in front of us...like I said...I have to do something...so...another slap right on Supi's face!
Me: "Stop...doing crazy stuff...I'll get your medication later...so hang on!" Ya...hope it's working this time!
Supi: "Not again...it's hurt...you moron!" He's getting angry!
Evil Queen: "Is he getting serious...how can a crazy person like him working with the airline...I think..."
"Final call for Miss Evil Queen, please proceed to gate 26 for immediate boarding!" Ya the gate team is paging for Evil Queen...
So no time to waste all three of us rushed to gate 26, arrived at the gate, Supi secretly told the Security in charged to personally open up the big bag. But after screening the bag the security told us...nothing inside the bag only personal stuff.
I started to realize that... maybe there was no Louie after all...maybe...I don't know...but Supi...he's trying his very beast to persuade the security officer to open up the bag.
Evil Queen: " What's the problem now?"
Security Officer: "What do you have in the bag?"
Evil Queen: "What...normal stuff..let me open it for you" and she opened the bag, well... it's really only personal belongings...nothing weird...the only weirdo that I could think of is Supi and my self.
I can see Eida coming towards us to check on what's happening.
Eida: "What's up Arin? We need to hurry up she's the last one!" I grabbed Eida's hand and pulled her to the corner of the gate and explained to her what was happening. Eida was a bit confuse.
Eida: "Arin, Arin!...stop it...I think you guys confuse here!" Eida was trying to figure out the real mystery.
Eida: "You see the bag...what is the brand?"
Me: "Which bag...the big or the small bag?"
Eida: "The big one!"
Me: "I don't know..."
Eida: "It's LV...call Supi here...he looks like a moron in airline uniform!" I quickly called Supi.
Supi: "What!...there's nothing in the bag...so where she hide Louie?"
Eida: "Louie...is the bag..you idiot...she call her bag Louie!"
Supi and Me: What! no way...why people give name to their bag...it's ridiculous!!"
Eida: " You don't believe me...you guys watch...stay here!" Eida went to Evil Queen and helped her to lock the bag.
Eida: "Wow! is this limited edition of LV...I've never seen this kind of design before." We're (Supi and I) not sure whether she's acting or she's doing that for real.
Evil Queen: "You notice that! Ya...don't you think my Louie is the greatest...I bought Louie last week, fresh from Paris...can you believe that...this is limited edition...you have no idea the cost...I spend...well forget about it...I'm telling you it's worth every penny of it!"
Eida: "Ya...it's so elegance!"
Evil Queen: "I know right...enough talking about Louie...I got to board now...anyway...that boy is crazy...he needs his diabetic medication right away...his losing it...he was talking and smelling my bag...he needs help!...seriously!" She pointed to Supi.
She walked to the aircraft through aerobridge and board the aircraft. Eida closed the aircraft door and the aerobridge operator remove the bridge from the aircraft. Eida came back to us...and both of us still in puzzle. I can see that security staff start laughing at us.
Eida: "What were you thinking...dead body in the bag...we almost receive big complain from Evil Queen, if she finds out...what you guys trying to do!"
Supi: "How do we know...she named her bag...who does that!...nobody does that!"
Me: "Ya...right...who named their bag...crazy!"
Eida: "You crazy!...can't you think Louie..and LV...'Louis Vuitton'...it's connected!"
Me: "What! connected..I don't know where's the connection...I never go for branded goods...so I don't really sure the connection."
Supi: "Why she called her bag Louie..she could have called the bag Jack, John or..."
Me: "Popeye!"
Eida and Supi: "What? Popeye?why Popeye?"
Me: "I don't know...I like Popeye...you see..I give you example...'hey guys, please take care of my Popeye!...it's sound cute right!"
Supi: "What about 'Batman'...'hey guys..please take care of my Batman!"
Me and Eida: "Nope it doesn't sound cute...it's weird!"
Supi: " Ya...you're right...I like Popeye better!"
Me: "Right!...it's cute right...Louie is so French...it's confusing...right?!"
Eida: "Shut up...please don't do this again next time...I can understand Supi is doing this...his naive...but you Arin...can't you figure out, that she was talking about the bag!"
Me: "I don't know...I never heard anybody name their bag...so I never thought of that...besides...she's evil...she capable of doing anything...so you know...we're just trying to help the Louie boy!"
Eida: "No!...I don't know...and the Evil Queen said Supi is losing his mind....what was that..smelling and talking to her bag...what were you thinking?!"
Supi: "Ya!...I've got to tell you this...our friend here...the smart one of course...told the Evil Queen that I'm having diabetes, and my sugar level is low so the disease attacking my brain and the worst part was... she slapped me...not once...but twice...you know what...I think she's the one with the disease, she's crrrazyyy.
Eida: "Ya..stop talking...I'm not hearing this...you guys crazy...so just stop talking!...both of you!"
We stop talking!
So we helped out Eida to packed all the equipment at the gate, we closed the gate and moving out.
Supi: "Hey Arin!...our date with fat chicks...is it still on?"
Me: "Date with fat chicks...the juicy meat...how can I forget...it's on man!"
Supi: "Ya...that's the spirit!" High five with me.
Eida: "Stop...what!...date with fat chicks...Arin...I can understand Supi is doing this...but you Arin, have a date with fat chicks?...what's got in to you?!"
Me: "What...you welcome to join us if you want!"
Eida: "Oh my God...I'm a married woman...I'm not some kind of wild animal...doing wild thing...seriously...are you okay today?!"
Me: "What!...why so dramatic...it's only fat chicks...argghh can't wait to taste the juicy meat!"
Supi: "Me too!!!lets go to KFC now"
Eida: "Wait KFC? are you talking about KFC chicken?"
Me: " Ya...we want the biggest chicken...cos were extremely hungry...you know with all those investigation stuff...we losing out of energy!!"
Eida: "Oh my God...you guys are totally losing it!"
Me: " So you wanna join or what?"
Eida: " I wouldn't miss for the world!!"
Me and Supi "YA! that's the spirit...lets go girl!
So that night after shift ended three of us hunger for fat chicks...we hang out at KFC for almost two hours...eating and talking...and just imagine or try to picture in your head what will happen to me the next day at the office or the whole airport for that matter!...
Ya...the next day at the office or anywhere I went at the airport, people call me names...and can you imagine what are the names...well..people call me Inspector Gadget, Detective Conan, Detective fool, Inspector Silly...yes all sort of names that they can think of...the best name ever it's given by Felly...yes my dear friend Felly!
That next day at the office...
Felly: Hey! SHE- LOCK HOLMES!...how's the case...have you found your brain yet?" Yup...She-lock Holmes....can you believe that...She-lock Holmes...anyway...I kind of like that name...it's kind of cool..look...people call me She-lock Holmes...how awesome is that!
Me: "Hey..Fellow...guess what I found my brain...it's with me all the time...and you know what..I found your brain too...it's stuck in your bloody big stupid head...and can you believe it...you forgot how to use it...so start using it...fool!!"
Felly: "Hey!...that's not nice...mommy I'm cold!"
Me: "Ya...go to mommy!"
Felly: "Shut up!"
Me: "Hey Fellow...have you got my breakfast?"
Felly: "Of course!...I'm the Man right...your breakfast is on top of Uncle G's table...oh ya..and your coffee with less sugar and extra cream...right?"
Me: "Absolutely right my man...I love you my super awesome... Fat Belly!"
Felly: "Love you too... She-lock Holmes."
Eida: "You guys...I think both of you having sort of thick skin..and lost memories...aren't you fighting earlier...now you are okay?...you guys crazyyy!"
Me: "What..fighting!...no...that's not fighting...that's morning talk...you know...there's good talk and bad talk early of the day...today a little bit bad talk...but still our morning talk...so no big deal...fighting? we never fight...right Felly?"
Felly: "Fight? who's fighting?!"
So there you have it...the tale about Louie. What we did were beyond stupid and beyond boundaries of moronism, but our intention were to help out. Maybe we a little bit over the top, but our intention were doing a good deeds and let me share with you about the friendship that we had...maybe you guys were thinking that we were fighting all the time and sometimes using all the bad words and cursing to each other...but you know what...that's who we are...we curse each other...take me for example...they never treated me as a girl...I'm one of the guys...but it's alright...I love it...I felt like I'm one of the family members...besides...being one of the guys...it teaches me to be tough...I'm always the tough one...it's not easy for me to get emotional for little tiny issue...that's very girly...I'm though guy...the most important thing is we love each other...our friendship always be there...forever!
YA...I need to relax...clear my mind...I think I wanna watch movie..listen to some cool music..and thinking what to write for my next post.
Hey guys...have you watch the movie "Warm Bodies", if you haven't watch it...you better watch...it's cool movie, relax and the music super awesome...love all the songs in that movie!
It's me signing out for today!
See ya!
This blog is all about friendship...I'm sure every single one of us have done stupid things in our life...lets embark to my world of stupidity and how we learn every single stupid things that we've done has taught us to be a better person
Saturday 27 September 2014
Friday 19 September 2014
All About Louie...the warm up...
Hi All,
Promised is a promised...I'll tell you the tale of Louie, but before that I would like to congratulate 2 of my dearest friends gave birth recently to a beautiful baby girl (both of them).
To Su and Ros congratulations!
Actually it's reminds me one incident years back in my airlines day...you know what... stupidity and I will never be apart...I gave some stupid advice to my dearest colleague and guess what, she did exactly what I told her to do. Sometimes It did crossed my mind why not I open up a consultant firm and consult people...sure it will be a good business as people just listen and listen to me without having a second thought.
Well...enough mumbling...let me share with you the impact of giving wrong advice. The thought of giving good deeds by sharing advice is good though, but please do think the consequences...it can turned oou very bad....trust me....very so bad!
Oh ya...let me tell you this...the core of the story are the truth...but you know I mix up a little bit of my imagination to spice up the story a little bit...you know to bring up the flavor (master chef phrases)...in fact all my stories...that I've posted and will be posted it's the mixture of core true story and to spice it up...I add up with a bit of my imagination...so here goes...
The story begins,
That day...I was having lunch with Eida, Lily, Hana, Honey and Lisa. I was doing a betting with the boys...They pay for my lunch and if I could finish all my lunch they will pay 20 bucks (each 10 of them)....of course I could do that...very simple task..very simple challenge...so...what I said..."Challenge accepted!" so they ordered 1 set of fried chicken (3pcs of chicken) with mash potato and salad, plus burger plus hotdogs (jumbo)..plus fish and chips..plus...I'm sure I was having another dish....ohh...what the hack...I can do that...I can eat them all...muahhhhhaha (evil laugh)!
Anyway all the girls were not aware of the bet except Eida...of course! so when they saw the food, they kind of puzzle and thinking what the hell is wrong with this girl!, but who cares...I know I don't!
Ohhh...the boys!....well... the boys were sitting at another table, with eyes focusing on me and on the food!
Eida : " Are you sure you can do this...I'm beating on you...don't lose on me...please?" She's whispering and was looking at the food...I mean everybody were looking at my food.
Me: " I'm gonna win this ! you got a problem with that?" Whispering to Eida...of course. I don't want the girls think that I some kind of unethical human being!
Hana: "Seriously...what's wrong with you...even Lily is so pregnant right now...not eating like you"
Me: "I'm hungry okay!" Eida was knocking her head...of course she agree with me...she's betting on me...
Honey: "So...Lily...when is the due date?"
Lily: "Another 2 weeks...but I think it's gonna be sooner..."
Lisa: "You suppose to start taking leave now"
Me :...Nope I've got nothing to say accept enjoying my meal.
Lily: " Love to watch you eat...you never put on weight even you eat like a monster..where you keep all the food?"
Me: "I dunno...as long as I'm full...I don't really care where the food kept?" Still eating!
Eida: "Arin...you've got to control...It's looks discusting"...my girl is pretending to be nice...hah! don't care!
Me : " Thanks for the advice...so Lily...when is your next check up?" I change the topic...
Lily: " Well...according to doctor if the contraction is frequent...means I'm in labor pain...I actually can go straight to hospital"
Me: "Really...my mom told me that 1st baby the pain will be longer than 2nd or other labor pain...you know...it's all about the door thingy...very tight to open...since your body never experience any labor pain before...so...you know...the door..down there..." talking while eating...mouth full of burger.
Hana: " That's right...when my first baby I was in pain for more than 12 hours"
Lisa :" Me too...around 12 to 13 hours."
Lily: " Are you serious?!"
Lisa and Hana: " Yup"
Me : "So you see...I suggest...when you having this contractions...labor pain...you stay cool...having some tea or coffee...try to get some sleep...if you can't sleep...watch HBO or MTV or something...cos if you go to early to hospital...I'm sure you gonna hear people screaming in labor...crying and all those stuff...so aren't you panic or freaking out...while you in labor...but your ears stuffed with all the unnecessary sound."
Lily: " I think you're right.I dun wanna hear any screaming or watching any other drama in the labor room...it's freaking me out...this is my 1st baby...all I need is a bit peace of mind"
I'm knocking my head while still busy eating...
Lisa, Hana and Honey: " Dun you dare do that...this is you first baby...do not listen to this moron!" The ladies think I'm a super moron...I can see Eida was shaking her head.
So what if I'm the biggest moron...I was just giving out an idea and I was just trying to help...Well the biggest issue for me that day was clearing up all the food!
Lisa: "Lily...If you feel the contractions is kind of frequent...please...and I do mean Pleaseeee go to the hospital! Her eyes was looking at me...
and me...don't even care about the looks of the eyes (angry or what ever...)...all I care is clearing the food!
Lily: "Sure...I do that...thanks for the advice ladies...you guys are true friend!"
I'm eating and eating and eating and YES....I cleared all the food!
Me: YES! Nailed it!
Eida: I know you won't let me down...love you my fren!
Lisa, Hana, Honey: " You two up on something right?!"
Me, Eida: "What...no..of course not!" with our eyes rolling here and there.
Honey: " You know what..just forget about these two...they have become the boys...sometimes they even worst from the boys...super crazy...no point talking to these two...I'm gonna go...
Lisa, Hana, Lily: "Ya...we gonna go...
Honey: " You two...stop doing crazy stuff...and you Eida...for God sake...you a married woman...please behave your self..."
Eida: "What...what we do?" Ya...pretender!
The ladies left us...and we went straight to the boys... trying to run away from us.
Me: "Trying to go somewhere?!"
Felly: Ya...the flight is arriving soon...so we need to be prepared...you know...this and that..."
Me: Ya...pay first...than go...pay now!
Eida: "Yes...I like it...when you do that...so super cool...
Me: "Shut up Eida!"
Eida: " O...Okay...yes...guys...pay up!"
Bo: " My money is not with me now..."
Me: "Pay up or I call your wife and tell her about you went to swimming pool to pick up chicks and do you wanna see the photo...I would love to show it to your wife"
Bo: " Hey..I wasn't picking up chicks...I was swimming okay...!"
Me: " Ya...what ever...you dunno how to swim...now pay or your wife will know..."
The Boys : OKay!....What an evil!"
Felly: " You win...one day I'll win!"
Me: "Oh ya!...can't wait till that day!"
Supi: "Who is this girl? are you the evil Adolf Hitler?"
Me: " Ya...what ever...just give me the money...I can be worst that that Hitler guy...if you all not giving me the money...!"
Supi: " AI!"
Me: " Yes! that's it ...all the money is with me!...muahhhhhahaha (you know those evil laugh)!
Well...what can I say...after all these years I was being bullied...if I ever get a chance to pay back...I'll do anything to grab the opportunity.
So back to the stories.
About one week after that!
I was working at departure gate, flights were full...so we were so busy...until I receive a call from Lily.
Me: "Ya hello Lily"
Lily: " I think I'm in labor pain now....the contractions is killing me...but I think I can wait a little while longer."
Me: "What...you in labor...why are calling me for...go to hospital NOW...no wait...go hospital NOW!"
Lily: " No I think I'll wait...I'll keep you update."
Me: "What...I don't need your update...where's your husband?"
Lily: "My husband is away...he'll be back in 5 days."...oh I forgot to mentioned that Lily's husband is a flight crew, so he always away.
Me: "Is there anybody with you now?"
Lily: "Nope...just me...WOW...the pain!"
Me: "You scaring me now...you listen to me...no more waiting...no more updating...just go to hospital now...?"
Lily: " I can do this...I think I'll wait at home for a while...the truth is I don't want to be in the hospital too long, it's scary...I keep you update"
Me: " No...I don't want your update...Hospital now!...hello...hello...God she hang up on me...arghhh!"
She hung up on me! am I worried...of course I'm worried...I was the one who gave the stupid idea at the first place.
10 minutes later.
Me: "Hello...Lily...are you okay!...are you in the hospital now?"
Lily: "Nope...still at home...and the PAIN...why the PAIN is...oh no...arghhhhh!
Me: "Lily!...gosh..Lily!
Lily: " Ya, I'm still here...I think I can stay home for a few more minutes or maybe another hour or so"
Me: "Lily...listen to me...stop doing this nonsense at once...go to hospital now and I'll meet you at the hospital!"
Lily: "Relax...I got this! arrggghhhh! the PAIN!
Me: " Lily!...Lily!..hello..hello...gosh...again she hang up on me...argghhh!
She hung up again...oh no this is getting out of hands...I need to go to hospital right now.
Me: "Uncle G...I think I need to go to Hospital right now!"
Uncle G: "Why..what's the urgency?"
Me: "Lily in labor..."
Uncle G: "Lily in labor...why you the one who freaking out...that's the husband job!"
Me: "Her husband not here...in LA"
Uncle G: "Hmmm...what about the family...mother, dad.sister or brother?"
Me: "I dunno...don't ask me...I just wanna go to hospital right now"
Uncle G: " Ya...but why you...you know what...I think this kind of stuff that you do trying to get away from the job...I'm not buying it...flight is departing in 10 minutes...please make sure all passengers boarding on time?"
Me: " Yes...Uncle G...will do that!"
I need to find Eida...she's the only one who can help me in this situation...yes Eida...I need you now.
Me: " Eida...come in..Eida...come in please." Using the walkie talkie calling Eida...she's suppose to work at the arrival hall taking care of arrival passengers and arrival baggage.
Eida: "Go ahead Arin" Eida is answering.
Me: " I need you at gate now...I mean now!"
Eida: " What is it...I'm kind of busy right now...."
Me: " You get your ass immediately at the gate!"
Mr H:" No ass word through walkie talkie...Everybody can her that...okay!" Yes that Mr H is always interrupting when were using walkie talkie...it's really annoying!
Me: " Sure do... Mr H...Eida...get your tiny little sweet bump at the gate this instant...pleaseee!" Well I have to be polite with him...after all he's one of the bosses.
Eida: " Relax...chill up...okay....I'm on the way to the gate now."
So flight departure on schedule...door closing on time...and everything were just find.
Now I'm waiting for Eida...where is she when I need her.
Ya I saw her...doing those cat walk as if that she's walking on the runway.
Me: " Hey! you look really like mad drunk woman walking around the airport...please hurry I need you!"
Eida: " Okay...I'm practicing walking at runaway ...."
Me: " Ya...sure...what ever."
So Eida at the gate and she knew something was very wrong.
Eida: " Are you okay?"
Me: " No I'm not okay!...it's Lily...she in labor now...but she said she like to stay at home until the baby finally coming out from her body...help me...!"
Eida: "What!...why she's thinking of waiting until....oh I know what it is!...this is your stupid idea last week!"
Me: "Yes...and she said that idea is really helping her to cool her self down...you've got to call her now and make her go to hospital."
Eida: " You...and your stupid idea....you had to give that kind of idea...why don't you give idea how to push better or anything else...but you had to stuffed that stupid idea to her brain...arggghhh!"
Me: " Ya...sure...what ever...call her now...stop mumbling!"
Eida: " Okay...let me call her...and you...next time...what ever any reason...please do not give any stupid advice to any single human being...is that clear!"
Me: " Sure...of course...quick call her!"
Eida: " She's not picking up her phone...we've got to go to her house now..."
Me: " But our shift is not end yet..."
Eida: " Who cares...! now come on...no time to waste!"
Me: "Ya...sure!"
So yes...we went to Lily's house, and guess what she's not there...and we went to the hospital.
Apparently Lily's is already out from the labor room. So we waited for about 1 hour after the doctor said it's okay to pay her a visit.
The room was pretty pack with Eida, my self. Felly, Supi, and few other boys and ladies.
One tall doctor walking in to the room.
Doctor: " Well..Lily...your baby is fine..you is fine..everybody just doing great...congratulations again for your baby boy!"
Lily: " Thanks doctor."
Doctor: " Oh ya...who's Arin...may I know who's Arin." He was searching for me...oh no!
I can see Felly wanted to open his big mouth...I quickly stepped on his toe...hard...very hard..and did that eyes signed kind of telling him to basically...shut the hell up!
Felly: "Ouchhhh...that's..." I was hiding behind Felly...I'm kind of small..but you know...being small it's really not helping when you're freaking tall...yes I was taller than Felly...and of course that doctor spotted far from Wisconsin...(Hahaha...love that phrases...it's from one of the movie that I watched).
Doctor: " So you Arin.?" He looked right at me.
Me: " What...me...are you talking to me?" such a pretender!
Doctor: "Ya...you...I'm talking to you..."
Me: " If you looking for Arin....she's not here.." Still pretending...I wish I could go back on time and stopped the nonsense.
He came straight to me and said...
Doctor: " Do not...I mean Do not give any advice...to any living things in this world...you got that!...you could have killed her and the baby if she's late a few more minutes...you know what....once she stepped in to the hospital...her boy head...was just about to come out...please again...do not give any advice to anybody....at all!"
I can see everybody gave that naughty smile to me...except Lily and Eida.
Me: "Sure... I'll tell that to Arin...sure!"...still pretending...oh gosh...somebody got to stop me.
Doctor: " I'm sure she got that message clearly!" and he walked out from the room.
Doctor: " Just remember...no what so ever advice to any living things!" Yes...he said that...just before he closes the door.
Everybody in the room...well of course...I was attacked in that room...until Lily asked them to stop.
Lily: " You guy's stopped it...I wanted to do that...it's really not her fault...well my baby and I healthy...so we both are the strongest person ever..."
Me: " look!....I'm sorry..I'm so sorry...I was so stupid!"
Felly: " Now you know...you stupid..."
Me: " Shut up fat ass!"
Me: "Lily...I didn't mean to hurt you...I'm so...so...sorry!"
Lily: "Don't be...I'm not...I just can't wait for my husband to be back...he'll be back tomorrow...so you guys...please be have....no more teasing Arin..."
Everybody: " Ya...sure...what ever."
And of course....I was the consultant expert after that incident...Consultant from hell!
So I've learned my lesson...no more advice!
To Su and Ros...I'm sure you gonna be a super mom...nope...no advice...what if they are trying to be a superman...flying off with the baby...it's not gonna happen...unless...or...no more advice!
Well ladies...please stay healthy and don't forget to take your medication...nope...this is another advice...I've got to stop my self...what if they overdose or something....okay...no more advice!
To my dear Su and my dear Ros...here my advice...don't be supermom...just be ordinary mom...whom sometimes...mumbling to your child...who sometimes feel tired with all the crying at night...and sometimes you feel a bit lonely at night while taking care of your child...especially when your husband pretending to sleep!...anyway not all husbands like that...some of them are really super dads...what I'm trying to say is... it's okay to be angry sometimes, it's okay to be a bit stress once in a while...believe me when you feel stress or sometimes feel so lost...just remember how you struggle in labor...if you went through that super extreme pain...believe me...other problem is just a tiny pain that you can swipe of easily...yes I know sometimes it's not easy...sometimes it's even harder than you thought...but hey...live is a challenge...we've pass the biggest challenge...so other challenge regardless how hard it is...we will get through this! so love your child...and love yourself...cos that's the ordinary mom does...
So...that's the story of giving out wong advice...well my intention was good...trying to help...but...never think of the consequences...The moral of the stories...giving out good deeds also has consequences...please think before doing something...even the thing that you wanted to do is as small as germs....so think about it!
Oh ya..."All about Louie" will be coming up soon!
Promised is a promised...I'll tell you the tale of Louie, but before that I would like to congratulate 2 of my dearest friends gave birth recently to a beautiful baby girl (both of them).
To Su and Ros congratulations!
Actually it's reminds me one incident years back in my airlines day...you know what... stupidity and I will never be apart...I gave some stupid advice to my dearest colleague and guess what, she did exactly what I told her to do. Sometimes It did crossed my mind why not I open up a consultant firm and consult people...sure it will be a good business as people just listen and listen to me without having a second thought.
Well...enough mumbling...let me share with you the impact of giving wrong advice. The thought of giving good deeds by sharing advice is good though, but please do think the consequences...it can turned oou very bad....trust me....very so bad!
Oh ya...let me tell you this...the core of the story are the truth...but you know I mix up a little bit of my imagination to spice up the story a little bit...you know to bring up the flavor (master chef phrases)...in fact all my stories...that I've posted and will be posted it's the mixture of core true story and to spice it up...I add up with a bit of my imagination...so here goes...
The story begins,
That day...I was having lunch with Eida, Lily, Hana, Honey and Lisa. I was doing a betting with the boys...They pay for my lunch and if I could finish all my lunch they will pay 20 bucks (each 10 of them)....of course I could do that...very simple task..very simple challenge...so...what I said..."Challenge accepted!" so they ordered 1 set of fried chicken (3pcs of chicken) with mash potato and salad, plus burger plus hotdogs (jumbo)..plus fish and chips..plus...I'm sure I was having another dish....ohh...what the hack...I can do that...I can eat them all...muahhhhhaha (evil laugh)!
Anyway all the girls were not aware of the bet except Eida...of course! so when they saw the food, they kind of puzzle and thinking what the hell is wrong with this girl!, but who cares...I know I don't!
Ohhh...the boys!....well... the boys were sitting at another table, with eyes focusing on me and on the food!
Eida : " Are you sure you can do this...I'm beating on you...don't lose on me...please?" She's whispering and was looking at the food...I mean everybody were looking at my food.
Me: " I'm gonna win this ! you got a problem with that?" Whispering to Eida...of course. I don't want the girls think that I some kind of unethical human being!
Hana: "Seriously...what's wrong with you...even Lily is so pregnant right now...not eating like you"
Me: "I'm hungry okay!" Eida was knocking her head...of course she agree with me...she's betting on me...
Honey: "So...Lily...when is the due date?"
Lily: "Another 2 weeks...but I think it's gonna be sooner..."
Lisa: "You suppose to start taking leave now"
Me :...Nope I've got nothing to say accept enjoying my meal.
Lily: " Love to watch you eat...you never put on weight even you eat like a monster..where you keep all the food?"
Me: "I dunno...as long as I'm full...I don't really care where the food kept?" Still eating!
Eida: "Arin...you've got to control...It's looks discusting"...my girl is pretending to be nice...hah! don't care!
Me : " Thanks for the advice...so Lily...when is your next check up?" I change the topic...
Lily: " Well...according to doctor if the contraction is frequent...means I'm in labor pain...I actually can go straight to hospital"
Me: "Really...my mom told me that 1st baby the pain will be longer than 2nd or other labor pain...you know...it's all about the door thingy...very tight to open...since your body never experience any labor pain before...so...you know...the door..down there..." talking while eating...mouth full of burger.
Hana: " That's right...when my first baby I was in pain for more than 12 hours"
Lisa :" Me too...around 12 to 13 hours."
Lily: " Are you serious?!"
Lisa and Hana: " Yup"
Me : "So you see...I suggest...when you having this contractions...labor pain...you stay cool...having some tea or coffee...try to get some sleep...if you can't sleep...watch HBO or MTV or something...cos if you go to early to hospital...I'm sure you gonna hear people screaming in labor...crying and all those stuff...so aren't you panic or freaking out...while you in labor...but your ears stuffed with all the unnecessary sound."
Lily: " I think you're right.I dun wanna hear any screaming or watching any other drama in the labor room...it's freaking me out...this is my 1st baby...all I need is a bit peace of mind"
I'm knocking my head while still busy eating...
Lisa, Hana and Honey: " Dun you dare do that...this is you first baby...do not listen to this moron!" The ladies think I'm a super moron...I can see Eida was shaking her head.
So what if I'm the biggest moron...I was just giving out an idea and I was just trying to help...Well the biggest issue for me that day was clearing up all the food!
Lisa: "Lily...If you feel the contractions is kind of frequent...please...and I do mean Pleaseeee go to the hospital! Her eyes was looking at me...
and me...don't even care about the looks of the eyes (angry or what ever...)...all I care is clearing the food!
Lily: "Sure...I do that...thanks for the advice ladies...you guys are true friend!"
I'm eating and eating and eating and YES....I cleared all the food!
Me: YES! Nailed it!
Eida: I know you won't let me down...love you my fren!
Lisa, Hana, Honey: " You two up on something right?!"
Me, Eida: "What...no..of course not!" with our eyes rolling here and there.
Honey: " You know what..just forget about these two...they have become the boys...sometimes they even worst from the boys...super crazy...no point talking to these two...I'm gonna go...
Lisa, Hana, Lily: "Ya...we gonna go...
Honey: " You two...stop doing crazy stuff...and you Eida...for God sake...you a married woman...please behave your self..."
Eida: "What...what we do?" Ya...pretender!
The ladies left us...and we went straight to the boys... trying to run away from us.
Me: "Trying to go somewhere?!"
Felly: Ya...the flight is arriving soon...so we need to be prepared...you know...this and that..."
Me: Ya...pay first...than go...pay now!
Eida: "Yes...I like it...when you do that...so super cool...
Me: "Shut up Eida!"
Eida: " O...Okay...yes...guys...pay up!"
Bo: " My money is not with me now..."
Me: "Pay up or I call your wife and tell her about you went to swimming pool to pick up chicks and do you wanna see the photo...I would love to show it to your wife"
Bo: " Hey..I wasn't picking up chicks...I was swimming okay...!"
Me: " Ya...what ever...you dunno how to swim...now pay or your wife will know..."
The Boys : OKay!....What an evil!"
Felly: " You win...one day I'll win!"
Me: "Oh ya!...can't wait till that day!"
Supi: "Who is this girl? are you the evil Adolf Hitler?"
Me: " Ya...what ever...just give me the money...I can be worst that that Hitler guy...if you all not giving me the money...!"
Supi: " AI!"
Me: " Yes! that's it ...all the money is with me!...muahhhhhahaha (you know those evil laugh)!
Well...what can I say...after all these years I was being bullied...if I ever get a chance to pay back...I'll do anything to grab the opportunity.
So back to the stories.
About one week after that!
I was working at departure gate, flights were full...so we were so busy...until I receive a call from Lily.
Me: "Ya hello Lily"
Lily: " I think I'm in labor pain now....the contractions is killing me...but I think I can wait a little while longer."
Me: "What...you in labor...why are calling me for...go to hospital NOW...no wait...go hospital NOW!"
Lily: " No I think I'll wait...I'll keep you update."
Me: "What...I don't need your update...where's your husband?"
Lily: "My husband is away...he'll be back in 5 days."...oh I forgot to mentioned that Lily's husband is a flight crew, so he always away.
Me: "Is there anybody with you now?"
Lily: "Nope...just me...WOW...the pain!"
Me: "You scaring me now...you listen to me...no more waiting...no more updating...just go to hospital now...?"
Lily: " I can do this...I think I'll wait at home for a while...the truth is I don't want to be in the hospital too long, it's scary...I keep you update"
Me: " No...I don't want your update...Hospital now!...hello...hello...God she hang up on me...arghhh!"
She hung up on me! am I worried...of course I'm worried...I was the one who gave the stupid idea at the first place.
10 minutes later.
Me: "Hello...Lily...are you okay!...are you in the hospital now?"
Lily: "Nope...still at home...and the PAIN...why the PAIN is...oh no...arghhhhh!
Me: "Lily!...gosh..Lily!
Lily: " Ya, I'm still here...I think I can stay home for a few more minutes or maybe another hour or so"
Me: "Lily...listen to me...stop doing this nonsense at once...go to hospital now and I'll meet you at the hospital!"
Lily: "Relax...I got this! arrggghhhh! the PAIN!
Me: " Lily!...Lily!..hello..hello...gosh...again she hang up on me...argghhh!
She hung up again...oh no this is getting out of hands...I need to go to hospital right now.
Me: "Uncle G...I think I need to go to Hospital right now!"
Uncle G: "Why..what's the urgency?"
Me: "Lily in labor..."
Uncle G: "Lily in labor...why you the one who freaking out...that's the husband job!"
Me: "Her husband not here...in LA"
Uncle G: "Hmmm...what about the family...mother, dad.sister or brother?"
Me: "I dunno...don't ask me...I just wanna go to hospital right now"
Uncle G: " Ya...but why you...you know what...I think this kind of stuff that you do trying to get away from the job...I'm not buying it...flight is departing in 10 minutes...please make sure all passengers boarding on time?"
Me: " Yes...Uncle G...will do that!"
I need to find Eida...she's the only one who can help me in this situation...yes Eida...I need you now.
Me: " Eida...come in..Eida...come in please." Using the walkie talkie calling Eida...she's suppose to work at the arrival hall taking care of arrival passengers and arrival baggage.
Eida: "Go ahead Arin" Eida is answering.
Me: " I need you at gate now...I mean now!"
Eida: " What is it...I'm kind of busy right now...."
Me: " You get your ass immediately at the gate!"
Mr H:" No ass word through walkie talkie...Everybody can her that...okay!" Yes that Mr H is always interrupting when were using walkie talkie...it's really annoying!
Me: " Sure do... Mr H...Eida...get your tiny little sweet bump at the gate this instant...pleaseee!" Well I have to be polite with him...after all he's one of the bosses.
Eida: " Relax...chill up...okay....I'm on the way to the gate now."
So flight departure on schedule...door closing on time...and everything were just find.
Now I'm waiting for Eida...where is she when I need her.
Ya I saw her...doing those cat walk as if that she's walking on the runway.
Me: " Hey! you look really like mad drunk woman walking around the airport...please hurry I need you!"
Eida: " Okay...I'm practicing walking at runaway ...."
Me: " Ya...sure...what ever."
So Eida at the gate and she knew something was very wrong.
Eida: " Are you okay?"
Me: " No I'm not okay!...it's Lily...she in labor now...but she said she like to stay at home until the baby finally coming out from her body...help me...!"
Eida: "What!...why she's thinking of waiting until....oh I know what it is!...this is your stupid idea last week!"
Me: "Yes...and she said that idea is really helping her to cool her self down...you've got to call her now and make her go to hospital."
Eida: " You...and your stupid idea....you had to give that kind of idea...why don't you give idea how to push better or anything else...but you had to stuffed that stupid idea to her brain...arggghhh!"
Me: " Ya...sure...what ever...call her now...stop mumbling!"
Eida: " Okay...let me call her...and you...next time...what ever any reason...please do not give any stupid advice to any single human being...is that clear!"
Me: " Sure...of course...quick call her!"
Eida: " She's not picking up her phone...we've got to go to her house now..."
Me: " But our shift is not end yet..."
Eida: " Who cares...! now come on...no time to waste!"
Me: "Ya...sure!"
So yes...we went to Lily's house, and guess what she's not there...and we went to the hospital.
Apparently Lily's is already out from the labor room. So we waited for about 1 hour after the doctor said it's okay to pay her a visit.
The room was pretty pack with Eida, my self. Felly, Supi, and few other boys and ladies.
One tall doctor walking in to the room.
Doctor: " Well..Lily...your baby is fine..you is fine..everybody just doing great...congratulations again for your baby boy!"
Lily: " Thanks doctor."
Doctor: " Oh ya...who's Arin...may I know who's Arin." He was searching for me...oh no!
I can see Felly wanted to open his big mouth...I quickly stepped on his toe...hard...very hard..and did that eyes signed kind of telling him to basically...shut the hell up!
Felly: "Ouchhhh...that's..." I was hiding behind Felly...I'm kind of small..but you know...being small it's really not helping when you're freaking tall...yes I was taller than Felly...and of course that doctor spotted far from Wisconsin...(Hahaha...love that phrases...it's from one of the movie that I watched).
Doctor: " So you Arin.?" He looked right at me.
Me: " What...me...are you talking to me?" such a pretender!
Doctor: "Ya...you...I'm talking to you..."
Me: " If you looking for Arin....she's not here.." Still pretending...I wish I could go back on time and stopped the nonsense.
He came straight to me and said...
Doctor: " Do not...I mean Do not give any advice...to any living things in this world...you got that!...you could have killed her and the baby if she's late a few more minutes...you know what....once she stepped in to the hospital...her boy head...was just about to come out...please again...do not give any advice to anybody....at all!"
I can see everybody gave that naughty smile to me...except Lily and Eida.
Me: "Sure... I'll tell that to Arin...sure!"...still pretending...oh gosh...somebody got to stop me.
Doctor: " I'm sure she got that message clearly!" and he walked out from the room.
Doctor: " Just remember...no what so ever advice to any living things!" Yes...he said that...just before he closes the door.
Everybody in the room...well of course...I was attacked in that room...until Lily asked them to stop.
Lily: " You guy's stopped it...I wanted to do that...it's really not her fault...well my baby and I healthy...so we both are the strongest person ever..."
Me: " look!....I'm sorry..I'm so sorry...I was so stupid!"
Felly: " Now you know...you stupid..."
Me: " Shut up fat ass!"
Me: "Lily...I didn't mean to hurt you...I'm so...so...sorry!"
Lily: "Don't be...I'm not...I just can't wait for my husband to be back...he'll be back tomorrow...so you guys...please be have....no more teasing Arin..."
Everybody: " Ya...sure...what ever."
And of course....I was the consultant expert after that incident...Consultant from hell!
So I've learned my lesson...no more advice!
To Su and Ros...I'm sure you gonna be a super mom...nope...no advice...what if they are trying to be a superman...flying off with the baby...it's not gonna happen...unless...or...no more advice!
Well ladies...please stay healthy and don't forget to take your medication...nope...this is another advice...I've got to stop my self...what if they overdose or something....okay...no more advice!
To my dear Su and my dear Ros...here my advice...don't be supermom...just be ordinary mom...whom sometimes...mumbling to your child...who sometimes feel tired with all the crying at night...and sometimes you feel a bit lonely at night while taking care of your child...especially when your husband pretending to sleep!...anyway not all husbands like that...some of them are really super dads...what I'm trying to say is... it's okay to be angry sometimes, it's okay to be a bit stress once in a while...believe me when you feel stress or sometimes feel so lost...just remember how you struggle in labor...if you went through that super extreme pain...believe me...other problem is just a tiny pain that you can swipe of easily...yes I know sometimes it's not easy...sometimes it's even harder than you thought...but hey...live is a challenge...we've pass the biggest challenge...so other challenge regardless how hard it is...we will get through this! so love your child...and love yourself...cos that's the ordinary mom does...
So...that's the story of giving out wong advice...well my intention was good...trying to help...but...never think of the consequences...The moral of the stories...giving out good deeds also has consequences...please think before doing something...even the thing that you wanted to do is as small as germs....so think about it!
Oh ya..."All about Louie" will be coming up soon!
Tuesday 9 September 2014
Underwear Conspiracy...episode 2
Hi All!
Remember the tale of Underwear Conspiracy in my previous post...
The story continues...I did mentioned that the secret was revealed after two weeks.
After two weeks!!!!
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Eida and I working at the check in counter that morning..I was checking in passengers while Eida helping me out with the check in baggage. Felly will be helping out with heavy checked in baggage.
That morning was a bit quiet...flight wasn't full at all, so 3 of us busy talking nonsense while waiting for passengers to check in for the flight.
While busy talking and laughing all of sudden Eida's face change paled.
Me: Are you ok?
Felly: Ya...are you ok..you look pale?
Eida: Fenny..move...I need private conversation with Arin...faster...MOVE!
Felly: Fine...! are you having period now?
Eida: Shut up...MOVE...NOW!
Felly: Alright...alright!
Me: Why...what's wrong?
Eida: It's him...oh no we're in trouble!.
Me: Him...who!?
Eida: The underwear guy...he's walking towards us...oh God he's coming!
Me: What!!!Where...quick...put CLOSED sign at the counter...quick!.
Eida: He's coming...it's too late...he's coming...what do we do...what do we do!?
Me: Ok...act normal
Eida: Yes, act normal.
The guy walking straight towards our counter,out of so many checked in counters, he walked straight to us...was that destiny...faith...karma...I don't know...anyway, Eida was telling the truth...what can I say...that guy was extremely handsome. He stopped at our counter and indeed we're panic...extremely panic...instead of greeting him...I've said something really stupid...reallyyy stuuupidddd!...what can I say...I was panic, extremely scared, I was sure that he walked towards me with the bunch of polices in full uniform...(well...just my stupid imagination...however at that time I was pretty sure I saw the police Force)
Me: We're sorry!...we didn't mean to do that...please forgive us....(Yes!...that the exact words came out of my mouth...I should have only said...Hi Good morning...but instead..I've said the Sorry word...I felt like a complete loser).
The guy: What...am I at the correct counter...I'm checking in for the flight to Amsterdam.
Eida: Checking in...of course...you at the correct counter...we will check you in...and give you the best seat on the flight.
The Guy: Thanks...that would be great...but why you apologizing to me earlier.
Me: Umm...ummm ( my eyes is looking at Eida..I was desperately need help)
Eida: Ummm...it's our new policy sir...we apologize to passengers in advance just in case we've done anything wrong...( Was that even an excuse!....argghhh)
Eida's eyes was looking at me and was trying to get some kind of approval from my side, what I did was just knocking my head to agree all the bull shit that Eida was telling him.
The guy: Wow!...that strange policy..I've never heard of that...hmmm...
He looked puzzled, but who cares...I know I don't...all I ever wanted was to get rid of him as quickly as I can. I panicked...My heartbeat was beating extremely fast...After few seconds the boarding pass ready.
Me: Here's your boarding pass...go away...thank for flying with us...
The guy: What did you say...?
Eida: Ummm..like I said earlier...we apologize in advanced just in case...u know...
Eida was trying to backed me up.
The guy: Well...good day ladies!
Obviously it wasn't a good day...I can see the guy's face...definitely not happy, somehow he doesn't complain.
He left the counter...what a relief!...my breathing is normal now...ahhhhhhhh!
Somehow he turn back and walking towards us....for the 2nd time...oh no!
Eida: He's coming again...he's coming again...oh my God...I'm freaking out now!
Me: Ok do not panic...act normal...
Eida: Ya right...act normal...aren't you the one who straight away apologizing earlier...what's up with that?
Me: I was panic okay!
Eida: Let me do the talking...alright!
Me: Do whatever you wanna do...make sure he's out of here instantly!
Eida: Hi sir...why you keep coming back? (With her un sincere smiling face)
The guy: Well...aren't you gonna checked in my baggage?
Me: Ooo...you wanna checked in the baggage...why didn't you say so earlier?
The guy: Well...that's why I put my checked in baggage on top of the scaling belt when I came to your counter earlier so that you can issue me a baggage claim tag...right...somehow after checking in there was no baggage tag.. strange right...and my bag still on the belt...hmmmm..how can that be...(annoying face...hate it!)
No time to waist...I printed the baggage tagged..as quickly as I could...I really wanted him to disappear.
Me: There you go...you baggage claim tag...now...go away...and thank you for flying with us...
The guy: You ladies!...ummm...never mind...thanks...( shook his head...I can see his gave up face...who cares...I want him to get lost from my side)
And he left the counter...Eida and I was waiting for that guy...walking away until he faded away from our eyesight.
Nope...that's not happening...he turning back for the third time.. returning to our check in counter for the 3rd time...for the 3rd time!...what the hell...I'm freaking out...Eida Freaking out and Felly from the other counter can smell there's something stink going on...he came to us and checking with us on what was happening.
Felly: What's wrong with both of u...u guys seem panicked...What's up?
Me: Nothing is up...everything is falling down now...he's coming..oh my God...Felly...if anything happen to me...please tell my family that I love them...
Felly: What!...Why!
Eida: Just do as she says..ok...tell the same to my husband...
Me: Oh no! He's near...I'm gonna die!
The guy: Hi again!
Eida: Seriously...Whyyy... you keep on coming back to us? (Gave up looks)
Me: Ya..please leave us in peace...!(panic face)
The guy: Well...I cannot travel without my passport can't I..I think my passport is with you ladies.
Passport...oh my God...why his passport is still at the counter...both of us was too panic until everything were not right...everything just went so wrong...I gave him the passport...he took it from me and said...
The guy: Yes I know...I'll be going away...there's no need to apologize...I heard it earlier...yes...now I get it...(the face still annoying...but handsome though) earlier... I was like thinking what the hell these two ladies trying to do....unnecessary apologize...now I get the clear picture of it.
The Guy: You know what...I think you two having crush on me...right...that's why you create all these scene..right...right...well I hate to disappoint you both...I'm sure you know hot guys like me...is always not available...I'm engaged to be married...so it's too late...just too late...
OMG...who does he think he is...George Harnett! (he looks a bit like him though) I can't take this anymore...hate to see he's snobbish smile.Why can't he just leave...why must he keep on talking nonsense...
Me: WE STOLE YOUR UNDERWEAR 2 WEEKS AGO!
There...I've said it...it's burst out of my mouth smoothly...I didn't realized it...It just happened. Eida was panic..I can see her eyes were like popping out...her mouth was wide open and I can hear Felly was laughing from behind.
The guy: What!...seriously...what did you say!
Me: You heard me...we surrender...if you wanna make a police report make it quick...I can't stand this humiliation anymore...this is so embarrassing...!
Eida: Ok...there's no need to fight...we can explain...everybody chill...lets talk about it okay...let us close the counter now before any other passengers come over to the counter.
Felly...please take this kind gentleman to Smooth Cafe..we'll be right up in a minute...
The guy: This is really something...well... are you sure you'll be right up in a minute or you both trying to run away?
Me: Where can we run...the police station is just in front of the Smooth Cafe..we won't be long.
The guy: What the hack...I still have 2 hours to wait for the flight...can't wait to hear the underwear story.I'm trying to understand the situation here...underwear...stealing...checked in counter...nope...I just don't get it...it's too weird...really weird...
He walked to Smooth Cafe with Felly. I can see that Felly is still in puzzle...trapped in the lost world...the underwear guy is even lost in his own world...I can see that he is trying to understand what is happening.
Anyway Eida and I were walking to Smooth Cafe with fear in our brain and I was so sure I could hear our heartbeat was beating super fast. Eida warned me to just keep cool, she'll do the talking. I think I can do that. We can see Felly and The Guy was talking...no one knows about what...they were sitting at the corner...nice place...if The Guy lost his temper we could still hide our stupid faces...facing the wall...yes...great plan...hide our stupid faces...
The Guy : Well, don't just stand there...have a sit you two...I can't wait to hear your story!
Eida and Me : Thanks...( we were trying our best to make that...you know...cute looks...or adorable looks...hoping that The Guy will forgive us somehow....but I'm sure our faces turned out to be so stupid...with stupid looks and ugly atmosphere...so stupid!)
Felly: Tell the story now...faster...I'm sure it's epic...you gals stealing underwear?...what a loser...hahaha!
The Guy : Ya...lets hear it..I can't wait...though it's kind a strange...but once it's involved my underwear...I need to know the bottom of this mystery.
Eida: Ummmm...well...ummm...well...
Me: Just tell him Eida!
Eida : Ya...okay..it's...well...okay...
The Guy: Nope...I don't want to hear..okay...well..okay...well...the story!...please!
Eida: look...We're sorry for stealing your precious underwear...the truth is...blaaa...blaaa (about the ancient Chinese believes and other stupid stuff)
The Guy: You really believe that!
Felly: Ya...do u really believe it..I'm Chinese...I've never heard that...if anybody wanna get pregnant, put stranger underwear under your pillow...?what a loser..hahaha!
Eida: Don't u dare call my mother in law a loser!.
Felly: You a loser!
Eida: U know what dude...you keep your mouth shut...or I shut it for you!
Felly: Okay...I'm just saying...I'm in complete silence now...not talking now...shhhhh!
The Guy: I still unable to accept the fact that trying to get pregnant is by stealing stranger's underwear...why didn't you steal me instead...I'm sure I can do miracle...( with that annoying looks arghhh!)
Felly: I was thinking the same...U can steal me...I'm super ready and available...(another annoying face)
Eida: Shut up!...I'm your friend's wife...for God sake...u wanna hear the story or not?
Felly and The Guy: Sure...go on...
Eida: So...when I first saw u...I kind of thinking...if I wanna to put a stranger's underwear under my pillow...it would be great to choose some handsome guy's underwear. When I saw you I knew that your underwear was the ONE!
The Guy: I'm confuse now...I don't know whether I suppose to be flattered or angry...I'm not sure...it's all kind a blurr now.
Eida: I can stop the story if you want to...
The Guy and Felly : NO...please go on!
Eida: And why you so interested on this...u know what Felly!...u better leave...go away now...
Felly: NO...I wanna hear the story...please!
Eida and Me: GO AWAY...NOW!
Felly: Okay...fine...I'm moving out..(Just to the next table and still ears dropping)
The Guy: Well...time is running out...or u would like to tell the rest of the story at the police station! ( the face still annoyed me...argghhh)
Eida: Okay...so I stalked you for about a month..
The Guy: WHAT! you've been stalking me for a month!...and I didn't even realized that...hmmm...that's... kind a cool...what...NO!...why you did that...are you some kind of psycho!
Eida: Pllleaseee...who do you think I am...some kind of un civilization species...well, if you must know...I'm well mannered young lady which happily marriage!
Felly: YA Right!...who pee in the van...hahahaha...( he still ears dropping and interrupting...he just can't stop...anyway...if you wanna know the story of how Eida pee in the van...just wait for my next post...)
Eida and Me: Felly!...seriously...dude...will you shut up!
Felly: Okay...not listening....totally not listening!
The Guy: You pee in the van!...what kind of monster are you...are you even a girl?!
Eida: Well...it was bad traffic, raining...you expect me to pee in front of public...like I said I'm well mannered civilized woman...daaa!.
Felly: So much for civilized well mannered woman...!
Me: Bro...where's your manners?
Felly: Manners?...Well Sir...if you must know the other girl...who stole your underwear...she's crazy...they both are...hahaha...
The Guy: Well...I can see that...normal people doesn't steal underwear...there must be something wild going on in that little brain of them...I'm sure of it!
Felly: I agree! (still interrupting...I'm getting annoyed now...Felly need to go...NOW)
Me: FELLY!...that's it...you must go now...no more ears dropping...move you fat little monster's ass..MOVE IT!
The Guy: How could you call him fat monster...where's your manners!
Me: Manners!...you talking about manners...well if you must know..manners and I are best friend...everybody knows that I'm well mannered high class woman...no question ask...everybody knows that..
Felly: Ya right! who threatened the Indonesian contract worker to sing a song before he can checked in for the flight...who did that...only bully's did that kind of thing...
Me: I wasn't bullying him...he's got guitar with him...might as well make it useful.
Felly : No singing no boarding pass!...what's that..that's the words of bully's!
Me: I was kidding...I didn't know that he's actually gonna do it!
Eida : I must say that was funny...I still can hear his voice sang that song...you such a bully...oh yes you are...hahaha...
Me: I wasn't bullying him...gosh...you guys...please!
Felly: Ya right..wasn't bullying him...you told him to sing Indonesian song in SPANISH!
The Guy: Oh my God...seriously...who are you people...you bullied people...where's your manners..are you even a girl...were you being posses by a guy spirit or something?!
Me: I am not a bully...in my defense..it did sound great when he sang that Indonesian song in Spanish...though nobody knows what he was singing about...Spanish in his own version...loved it...
Eida: It was awesome! (High Five...Eida and I)
The Guy : Seriously...I'm so confused right now...you two looks like an angel...sweet smile...cute faces...innocent looks...you two really looks like an angel...
Felly : Ya...Angel of Death!
The Guy: Totally agree with that...you two manners less!
Eida: Fine!...maybe we have manners issues..but once you get to know us...we are not who you think we are...so... I stalked you for a month...
The Guy: Okay..back to the stalking story...
Eida: Please do not get over yourself...I wasn't stalking you...I was stalking your underwear...my interest was only your underwear...so...you see...I wasn't a stalker.
The Guy: Stalking underwear is event worst than normal stalker...seriously...who would do that!...you know...you just unspeakable...both of you!
Me: Hey!...I was tricked to do this...!...I've done that stealing thingy out of my free willing..
Eida: So... I stalked your underwear, planned a perfect day to do the dirty job and yes I tricked my best friend in to this stealing game...now...my question is...do you really wanna make a police report over underwear...don't you think that's kind a crazy.?
The Guy: I don't know...I need to think...after all... this kind of major crime...hmmm...anyway...I want to know...do you have any sign or symptom of pregnancy now...is it working out fine?
Eida: Well, the truth is...ummmm..I throw your underwear the very next day.
Me, The Guy and Felly: What! you throw it away!
Me: After all we've been through...and do you know the nightmare that running wild into my brain almost every night... the guy with underwear face came to me every single night screaming to me...GIVE ME BACK MY UNDERWEAR! it's torturing...and you throw it away the very next day...arghhhh!...I need air...give me some air...unable to breath here...
The Guy: Seriously...don't call me underwear face...it's not polite...it's disturbing...but than again...what you know about politeness!
Eida: Well...I'm sorry Arin.. okay...you're the one who gave me those "what if" ideas...I was freaking out...so I throw it away.
The Guy: What..I don't understand..."what if" ideas...what's that?
Eida: Well...After we stole your underwear, the very next day...my dear friend here was asking me...what if the owner of that underwear is GAY, or psycho or having mental issues..would it effect the baby if I ever get pregnant...well... I never thought of that until she asked me...
The Guy: Wait...what!...you said I'm gay, I'm psycho...how dare you!
Me: NO...what I meant was "what if"...we don't even know you...unless you really gay or psycho...
The Guy: NO...of course not!
Me: So I was just thinking what if...
The Guy: Stop!...just stop...I can't hear this anymore...it's too much..you guys..totally losing it...you two are monsters...well... let me tell you about my self...I'm not gay, or lunatic or mental issues person...I'm a very successful doctor, I'm not engaged...it was just a talked earlier..I was flirting around...the truth is I'm surrounded by gals...and because of that I'm a bit choosy... okay...so you see...throwing away my underwear was the biggest mistake ever!
Eida: Oh no! I have to look for it now...
Me: Stop Eida...that's it...just stop...so Sir..what are you going to do now?
The Guy: You know what...hmmm...the truth is ...I don't even know my underwear was missing...it's just an underwear anyway.
Me: You didn't realize your underwear was missing...? oh...that's new...I thought people will noticed if any of their inner wear went missing...I know I do...
Eida: Me too...my inner wear is some kind of my precious property.
Me: Me too...owww....we're the same...that's cute...I still keep my inner wear from 5 years ago...and I wish I could framed it nicely...it's gonna be awesome!.
Eida: You still keep your 5 years inner wear...? that's so cool!
Me: I know right...!Ya...it's kind a old and ages...but I loved them...I bought them in UK...I'm gonna keep them!and loved them!
Eida: Really...what brand!
Me: It's Mark and Spencer...you know... every time when I'm wearing Mark and Spencer...I feel like my body was drowning into sea of comfort and softness..I feel like my body was guarded by Mark and Spencer angel...full of..
The Guy: STOP!...oh my God...just stop...do you even have brain...I can't take this anymore..it's too much...you two are underwear freak...just stop...no more underwear stories...this need to be stop...it's disturbing...okay!
Me and Eida: Ya okay...we can do that..
The Guy: I'm not gonna charge you on anything...just forget about it okay...
Eida and Me: Really!..oh thank you so much...thank you so much! you're the man!
The Guy: With one condition!
Eida and Me: What is it?
The Guy: When I'm back from Amsterdam...can we hang out?
Eida: What...hang out...we don't hang out...we're not type of people who hangs out, clubbing and do drugs..what ever..
Felly: Ya..they type of people who pee in the van and and do crazy stuff and make fool of them self all the time...hahaha!
The Guy: Ya..that's the good one..I like that...anyhow, I promise you guys it'll be no clubbing...just eat and hang out...and let me introduce my self..I'm The Guy ( nope I'm not gonna tell you his name)
The Guy : And you are...?
Eida: I'm Eida
Me: Arin.
Felly : I'm Felly..combination of fat belly...
The Guy: Well..that's nice..well..I've flight to catch...I'll see you all when I'm back...so can I have your number?
Eida: I'm not gonna give you my number...I'm married...please have some respect to a married woman!
Me: I don't have phone...(I've said it with my poker face)
The Guy : What! no phone.so..how do your friends wanna contact you?
Me: Don't ask me...ask them...(loved showing my poker face to him)
Felly: Let me give you my number.
The Guy: Okay...I'll contact you once I'm back and all of us will hang out...and that's a date...!
Eida: Why you wanna hang out with us?
The Guy: I don't know...I've been hanging out with doctors, nurses, paramedics...you guys different...so you know... for a change...I'd like to hang out with you guys.
Felly: Fair enough...I'm warning you...we're different...
The Guy: I guess I know that...well...see you guys around.
So The Guy went away, faded away with other passengers.
Wow! That was the most relief moment that I've had in my entire life.It was like all the burden vanishes and flew away and leaving me in the beauty of piece of mind.That was amazing...I know it was embarrassing and humiliation day ever...! but who cares...look..the burden is gone...I'm free, I can see Eida was non stop smiling and shaking her head, I know she was just as relief as I am. and I still heard Felly non stop laughing.
Yes...I'm sure you can figure out what's gonna happen to us in the office, checked in counter, at departure gates, arrival hall not to mentioned other employee from other airlines.. our secret was revealed and it's had to be Felly that was working with us...had to be the big mouth ever! We became a super jokes clown for over 2 months...the whole entire airport know the story.
For almost 3 months the underwear jokes ruled the whole airport...and they even have a nickname for us...'Underwear thief'.
Bo: Hey guys..today I'm wearing pink underwear...you wanna see or should I say you wanna steal it from me...hahaha!
Me:Hahaha...(fake laugh) very funny...boys don't wear pink...gays do!..are you gay?
Bo: No...gosh...chilled up!( and believe me... that was the most civilized jokes that I can remember among all the jokes that they've thrown to both of us.)
And the jokes rolling on and on and on until both of us immune to all the underwear jokes.
And one day it was stopped! well that was because Uncle G threatened...for those who still doing that underwear jokes..that person will unable to wear any underwear for at least a week!
Hah! look at that... our dear Uncle G to the rescue!
Loved him!
There will be more epic stories coming up..I'm sure of that...Let's just wait until my next post. What about sharing the tale of 'Louie..
The tale of Louie..never stop being hilarious!
Till next post!
Remember the tale of Underwear Conspiracy in my previous post...
The story continues...I did mentioned that the secret was revealed after two weeks.
After two weeks!!!!
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Eida and I working at the check in counter that morning..I was checking in passengers while Eida helping me out with the check in baggage. Felly will be helping out with heavy checked in baggage.
That morning was a bit quiet...flight wasn't full at all, so 3 of us busy talking nonsense while waiting for passengers to check in for the flight.
While busy talking and laughing all of sudden Eida's face change paled.
Me: Are you ok?
Felly: Ya...are you ok..you look pale?
Eida: Fenny..move...I need private conversation with Arin...faster...MOVE!
Felly: Fine...! are you having period now?
Eida: Shut up...MOVE...NOW!
Felly: Alright...alright!
Me: Why...what's wrong?
Eida: It's him...oh no we're in trouble!.
Me: Him...who!?
Eida: The underwear guy...he's walking towards us...oh God he's coming!
Me: What!!!Where...quick...put CLOSED sign at the counter...quick!.
Eida: He's coming...it's too late...he's coming...what do we do...what do we do!?
Me: Ok...act normal
Eida: Yes, act normal.
The guy walking straight towards our counter,out of so many checked in counters, he walked straight to us...was that destiny...faith...karma...I don't know...anyway, Eida was telling the truth...what can I say...that guy was extremely handsome. He stopped at our counter and indeed we're panic...extremely panic...instead of greeting him...I've said something really stupid...reallyyy stuuupidddd!...what can I say...I was panic, extremely scared, I was sure that he walked towards me with the bunch of polices in full uniform...(well...just my stupid imagination...however at that time I was pretty sure I saw the police Force)
Me: We're sorry!...we didn't mean to do that...please forgive us....(Yes!...that the exact words came out of my mouth...I should have only said...Hi Good morning...but instead..I've said the Sorry word...I felt like a complete loser).
The guy: What...am I at the correct counter...I'm checking in for the flight to Amsterdam.
Eida: Checking in...of course...you at the correct counter...we will check you in...and give you the best seat on the flight.
The Guy: Thanks...that would be great...but why you apologizing to me earlier.
Me: Umm...ummm ( my eyes is looking at Eida..I was desperately need help)
Eida: Ummm...it's our new policy sir...we apologize to passengers in advance just in case we've done anything wrong...( Was that even an excuse!....argghhh)
Eida's eyes was looking at me and was trying to get some kind of approval from my side, what I did was just knocking my head to agree all the bull shit that Eida was telling him.
The guy: Wow!...that strange policy..I've never heard of that...hmmm...
He looked puzzled, but who cares...I know I don't...all I ever wanted was to get rid of him as quickly as I can. I panicked...My heartbeat was beating extremely fast...After few seconds the boarding pass ready.
Me: Here's your boarding pass...go away...thank for flying with us...
The guy: What did you say...?
Eida: Ummm..like I said earlier...we apologize in advanced just in case...u know...
Eida was trying to backed me up.
The guy: Well...good day ladies!
Obviously it wasn't a good day...I can see the guy's face...definitely not happy, somehow he doesn't complain.
He left the counter...what a relief!...my breathing is normal now...ahhhhhhhh!
Somehow he turn back and walking towards us....for the 2nd time...oh no!
Eida: He's coming again...he's coming again...oh my God...I'm freaking out now!
Me: Ok do not panic...act normal...
Eida: Ya right...act normal...aren't you the one who straight away apologizing earlier...what's up with that?
Me: I was panic okay!
Eida: Let me do the talking...alright!
Me: Do whatever you wanna do...make sure he's out of here instantly!
Eida: Hi sir...why you keep coming back? (With her un sincere smiling face)
The guy: Well...aren't you gonna checked in my baggage?
Me: Ooo...you wanna checked in the baggage...why didn't you say so earlier?
The guy: Well...that's why I put my checked in baggage on top of the scaling belt when I came to your counter earlier so that you can issue me a baggage claim tag...right...somehow after checking in there was no baggage tag.. strange right...and my bag still on the belt...hmmmm..how can that be...(annoying face...hate it!)
No time to waist...I printed the baggage tagged..as quickly as I could...I really wanted him to disappear.
Me: There you go...you baggage claim tag...now...go away...and thank you for flying with us...
The guy: You ladies!...ummm...never mind...thanks...( shook his head...I can see his gave up face...who cares...I want him to get lost from my side)
And he left the counter...Eida and I was waiting for that guy...walking away until he faded away from our eyesight.
Nope...that's not happening...he turning back for the third time.. returning to our check in counter for the 3rd time...for the 3rd time!...what the hell...I'm freaking out...Eida Freaking out and Felly from the other counter can smell there's something stink going on...he came to us and checking with us on what was happening.
Felly: What's wrong with both of u...u guys seem panicked...What's up?
Me: Nothing is up...everything is falling down now...he's coming..oh my God...Felly...if anything happen to me...please tell my family that I love them...
Felly: What!...Why!
Eida: Just do as she says..ok...tell the same to my husband...
Me: Oh no! He's near...I'm gonna die!
The guy: Hi again!
Eida: Seriously...Whyyy... you keep on coming back to us? (Gave up looks)
Me: Ya..please leave us in peace...!(panic face)
The guy: Well...I cannot travel without my passport can't I..I think my passport is with you ladies.
Passport...oh my God...why his passport is still at the counter...both of us was too panic until everything were not right...everything just went so wrong...I gave him the passport...he took it from me and said...
The guy: Yes I know...I'll be going away...there's no need to apologize...I heard it earlier...yes...now I get it...(the face still annoying...but handsome though) earlier... I was like thinking what the hell these two ladies trying to do....unnecessary apologize...now I get the clear picture of it.
The Guy: You know what...I think you two having crush on me...right...that's why you create all these scene..right...right...well I hate to disappoint you both...I'm sure you know hot guys like me...is always not available...I'm engaged to be married...so it's too late...just too late...
OMG...who does he think he is...George Harnett! (he looks a bit like him though) I can't take this anymore...hate to see he's snobbish smile.Why can't he just leave...why must he keep on talking nonsense...
Me: WE STOLE YOUR UNDERWEAR 2 WEEKS AGO!
There...I've said it...it's burst out of my mouth smoothly...I didn't realized it...It just happened. Eida was panic..I can see her eyes were like popping out...her mouth was wide open and I can hear Felly was laughing from behind.
The guy: What!...seriously...what did you say!
Me: You heard me...we surrender...if you wanna make a police report make it quick...I can't stand this humiliation anymore...this is so embarrassing...!
Eida: Ok...there's no need to fight...we can explain...everybody chill...lets talk about it okay...let us close the counter now before any other passengers come over to the counter.
Felly...please take this kind gentleman to Smooth Cafe..we'll be right up in a minute...
The guy: This is really something...well... are you sure you'll be right up in a minute or you both trying to run away?
Me: Where can we run...the police station is just in front of the Smooth Cafe..we won't be long.
The guy: What the hack...I still have 2 hours to wait for the flight...can't wait to hear the underwear story.I'm trying to understand the situation here...underwear...stealing...checked in counter...nope...I just don't get it...it's too weird...really weird...
He walked to Smooth Cafe with Felly. I can see that Felly is still in puzzle...trapped in the lost world...the underwear guy is even lost in his own world...I can see that he is trying to understand what is happening.
Anyway Eida and I were walking to Smooth Cafe with fear in our brain and I was so sure I could hear our heartbeat was beating super fast. Eida warned me to just keep cool, she'll do the talking. I think I can do that. We can see Felly and The Guy was talking...no one knows about what...they were sitting at the corner...nice place...if The Guy lost his temper we could still hide our stupid faces...facing the wall...yes...great plan...hide our stupid faces...
The Guy : Well, don't just stand there...have a sit you two...I can't wait to hear your story!
Eida and Me : Thanks...( we were trying our best to make that...you know...cute looks...or adorable looks...hoping that The Guy will forgive us somehow....but I'm sure our faces turned out to be so stupid...with stupid looks and ugly atmosphere...so stupid!)
Felly: Tell the story now...faster...I'm sure it's epic...you gals stealing underwear?...what a loser...hahaha!
The Guy : Ya...lets hear it..I can't wait...though it's kind a strange...but once it's involved my underwear...I need to know the bottom of this mystery.
Eida: Ummmm...well...ummm...well...
Me: Just tell him Eida!
Eida : Ya...okay..it's...well...okay...
The Guy: Nope...I don't want to hear..okay...well..okay...well...the story!...please!
Eida: look...We're sorry for stealing your precious underwear...the truth is...blaaa...blaaa (about the ancient Chinese believes and other stupid stuff)
The Guy: You really believe that!
Felly: Ya...do u really believe it..I'm Chinese...I've never heard that...if anybody wanna get pregnant, put stranger underwear under your pillow...?what a loser..hahaha!
Eida: Don't u dare call my mother in law a loser!.
Felly: You a loser!
Eida: U know what dude...you keep your mouth shut...or I shut it for you!
Felly: Okay...I'm just saying...I'm in complete silence now...not talking now...shhhhh!
The Guy: I still unable to accept the fact that trying to get pregnant is by stealing stranger's underwear...why didn't you steal me instead...I'm sure I can do miracle...( with that annoying looks arghhh!)
Felly: I was thinking the same...U can steal me...I'm super ready and available...(another annoying face)
Eida: Shut up!...I'm your friend's wife...for God sake...u wanna hear the story or not?
Felly and The Guy: Sure...go on...
Eida: So...when I first saw u...I kind of thinking...if I wanna to put a stranger's underwear under my pillow...it would be great to choose some handsome guy's underwear. When I saw you I knew that your underwear was the ONE!
The Guy: I'm confuse now...I don't know whether I suppose to be flattered or angry...I'm not sure...it's all kind a blurr now.
Eida: I can stop the story if you want to...
The Guy and Felly : NO...please go on!
Eida: And why you so interested on this...u know what Felly!...u better leave...go away now...
Felly: NO...I wanna hear the story...please!
Eida and Me: GO AWAY...NOW!
Felly: Okay...fine...I'm moving out..(Just to the next table and still ears dropping)
The Guy: Well...time is running out...or u would like to tell the rest of the story at the police station! ( the face still annoyed me...argghhh)
Eida: Okay...so I stalked you for about a month..
The Guy: WHAT! you've been stalking me for a month!...and I didn't even realized that...hmmm...that's... kind a cool...what...NO!...why you did that...are you some kind of psycho!
Eida: Pllleaseee...who do you think I am...some kind of un civilization species...well, if you must know...I'm well mannered young lady which happily marriage!
Felly: YA Right!...who pee in the van...hahahaha...( he still ears dropping and interrupting...he just can't stop...anyway...if you wanna know the story of how Eida pee in the van...just wait for my next post...)
Eida and Me: Felly!...seriously...dude...will you shut up!
Felly: Okay...not listening....totally not listening!
The Guy: You pee in the van!...what kind of monster are you...are you even a girl?!
Eida: Well...it was bad traffic, raining...you expect me to pee in front of public...like I said I'm well mannered civilized woman...daaa!.
Felly: So much for civilized well mannered woman...!
Me: Bro...where's your manners?
Felly: Manners?...Well Sir...if you must know the other girl...who stole your underwear...she's crazy...they both are...hahaha...
The Guy: Well...I can see that...normal people doesn't steal underwear...there must be something wild going on in that little brain of them...I'm sure of it!
Felly: I agree! (still interrupting...I'm getting annoyed now...Felly need to go...NOW)
Me: FELLY!...that's it...you must go now...no more ears dropping...move you fat little monster's ass..MOVE IT!
The Guy: How could you call him fat monster...where's your manners!
Me: Manners!...you talking about manners...well if you must know..manners and I are best friend...everybody knows that I'm well mannered high class woman...no question ask...everybody knows that..
Felly: Ya right! who threatened the Indonesian contract worker to sing a song before he can checked in for the flight...who did that...only bully's did that kind of thing...
Me: I wasn't bullying him...he's got guitar with him...might as well make it useful.
Felly : No singing no boarding pass!...what's that..that's the words of bully's!
Me: I was kidding...I didn't know that he's actually gonna do it!
Eida : I must say that was funny...I still can hear his voice sang that song...you such a bully...oh yes you are...hahaha...
Me: I wasn't bullying him...gosh...you guys...please!
Felly: Ya right..wasn't bullying him...you told him to sing Indonesian song in SPANISH!
The Guy: Oh my God...seriously...who are you people...you bullied people...where's your manners..are you even a girl...were you being posses by a guy spirit or something?!
Me: I am not a bully...in my defense..it did sound great when he sang that Indonesian song in Spanish...though nobody knows what he was singing about...Spanish in his own version...loved it...
Eida: It was awesome! (High Five...Eida and I)
The Guy : Seriously...I'm so confused right now...you two looks like an angel...sweet smile...cute faces...innocent looks...you two really looks like an angel...
Felly : Ya...Angel of Death!
The Guy: Totally agree with that...you two manners less!
Eida: Fine!...maybe we have manners issues..but once you get to know us...we are not who you think we are...so... I stalked you for a month...
The Guy: Okay..back to the stalking story...
Eida: Please do not get over yourself...I wasn't stalking you...I was stalking your underwear...my interest was only your underwear...so...you see...I wasn't a stalker.
The Guy: Stalking underwear is event worst than normal stalker...seriously...who would do that!...you know...you just unspeakable...both of you!
Me: Hey!...I was tricked to do this...!...I've done that stealing thingy out of my free willing..
Eida: So... I stalked your underwear, planned a perfect day to do the dirty job and yes I tricked my best friend in to this stealing game...now...my question is...do you really wanna make a police report over underwear...don't you think that's kind a crazy.?
The Guy: I don't know...I need to think...after all... this kind of major crime...hmmm...anyway...I want to know...do you have any sign or symptom of pregnancy now...is it working out fine?
Eida: Well, the truth is...ummmm..I throw your underwear the very next day.
Me, The Guy and Felly: What! you throw it away!
Me: After all we've been through...and do you know the nightmare that running wild into my brain almost every night... the guy with underwear face came to me every single night screaming to me...GIVE ME BACK MY UNDERWEAR! it's torturing...and you throw it away the very next day...arghhhh!...I need air...give me some air...unable to breath here...
The Guy: Seriously...don't call me underwear face...it's not polite...it's disturbing...but than again...what you know about politeness!
Eida: Well...I'm sorry Arin.. okay...you're the one who gave me those "what if" ideas...I was freaking out...so I throw it away.
The Guy: What..I don't understand..."what if" ideas...what's that?
Eida: Well...After we stole your underwear, the very next day...my dear friend here was asking me...what if the owner of that underwear is GAY, or psycho or having mental issues..would it effect the baby if I ever get pregnant...well... I never thought of that until she asked me...
The Guy: Wait...what!...you said I'm gay, I'm psycho...how dare you!
Me: NO...what I meant was "what if"...we don't even know you...unless you really gay or psycho...
The Guy: NO...of course not!
Me: So I was just thinking what if...
The Guy: Stop!...just stop...I can't hear this anymore...it's too much..you guys..totally losing it...you two are monsters...well... let me tell you about my self...I'm not gay, or lunatic or mental issues person...I'm a very successful doctor, I'm not engaged...it was just a talked earlier..I was flirting around...the truth is I'm surrounded by gals...and because of that I'm a bit choosy... okay...so you see...throwing away my underwear was the biggest mistake ever!
Eida: Oh no! I have to look for it now...
Me: Stop Eida...that's it...just stop...so Sir..what are you going to do now?
The Guy: You know what...hmmm...the truth is ...I don't even know my underwear was missing...it's just an underwear anyway.
Me: You didn't realize your underwear was missing...? oh...that's new...I thought people will noticed if any of their inner wear went missing...I know I do...
Eida: Me too...my inner wear is some kind of my precious property.
Me: Me too...owww....we're the same...that's cute...I still keep my inner wear from 5 years ago...and I wish I could framed it nicely...it's gonna be awesome!.
Eida: You still keep your 5 years inner wear...? that's so cool!
Me: I know right...!Ya...it's kind a old and ages...but I loved them...I bought them in UK...I'm gonna keep them!and loved them!
Eida: Really...what brand!
Me: It's Mark and Spencer...you know... every time when I'm wearing Mark and Spencer...I feel like my body was drowning into sea of comfort and softness..I feel like my body was guarded by Mark and Spencer angel...full of..
The Guy: STOP!...oh my God...just stop...do you even have brain...I can't take this anymore..it's too much...you two are underwear freak...just stop...no more underwear stories...this need to be stop...it's disturbing...okay!
Me and Eida: Ya okay...we can do that..
The Guy: I'm not gonna charge you on anything...just forget about it okay...
Eida and Me: Really!..oh thank you so much...thank you so much! you're the man!
The Guy: With one condition!
Eida and Me: What is it?
The Guy: When I'm back from Amsterdam...can we hang out?
Eida: What...hang out...we don't hang out...we're not type of people who hangs out, clubbing and do drugs..what ever..
Felly: Ya..they type of people who pee in the van and and do crazy stuff and make fool of them self all the time...hahaha!
The Guy: Ya..that's the good one..I like that...anyhow, I promise you guys it'll be no clubbing...just eat and hang out...and let me introduce my self..I'm The Guy ( nope I'm not gonna tell you his name)
The Guy : And you are...?
Eida: I'm Eida
Me: Arin.
Felly : I'm Felly..combination of fat belly...
The Guy: Well..that's nice..well..I've flight to catch...I'll see you all when I'm back...so can I have your number?
Eida: I'm not gonna give you my number...I'm married...please have some respect to a married woman!
Me: I don't have phone...(I've said it with my poker face)
The Guy : What! no phone.so..how do your friends wanna contact you?
Me: Don't ask me...ask them...(loved showing my poker face to him)
Felly: Let me give you my number.
The Guy: Okay...I'll contact you once I'm back and all of us will hang out...and that's a date...!
Eida: Why you wanna hang out with us?
The Guy: I don't know...I've been hanging out with doctors, nurses, paramedics...you guys different...so you know... for a change...I'd like to hang out with you guys.
Felly: Fair enough...I'm warning you...we're different...
The Guy: I guess I know that...well...see you guys around.
So The Guy went away, faded away with other passengers.
Wow! That was the most relief moment that I've had in my entire life.It was like all the burden vanishes and flew away and leaving me in the beauty of piece of mind.That was amazing...I know it was embarrassing and humiliation day ever...! but who cares...look..the burden is gone...I'm free, I can see Eida was non stop smiling and shaking her head, I know she was just as relief as I am. and I still heard Felly non stop laughing.
Yes...I'm sure you can figure out what's gonna happen to us in the office, checked in counter, at departure gates, arrival hall not to mentioned other employee from other airlines.. our secret was revealed and it's had to be Felly that was working with us...had to be the big mouth ever! We became a super jokes clown for over 2 months...the whole entire airport know the story.
For almost 3 months the underwear jokes ruled the whole airport...and they even have a nickname for us...'Underwear thief'.
Bo: Hey guys..today I'm wearing pink underwear...you wanna see or should I say you wanna steal it from me...hahaha!
Me:Hahaha...(fake laugh) very funny...boys don't wear pink...gays do!..are you gay?
Bo: No...gosh...chilled up!( and believe me... that was the most civilized jokes that I can remember among all the jokes that they've thrown to both of us.)
And the jokes rolling on and on and on until both of us immune to all the underwear jokes.
And one day it was stopped! well that was because Uncle G threatened...for those who still doing that underwear jokes..that person will unable to wear any underwear for at least a week!
Hah! look at that... our dear Uncle G to the rescue!
Loved him!
There will be more epic stories coming up..I'm sure of that...Let's just wait until my next post. What about sharing the tale of 'Louie..
The tale of Louie..never stop being hilarious!
Till next post!
Friday 5 September 2014
Underwear Conspiracy
Hi all,
Today I wanna share with you the tale of 'Underwear Conspiracy'
Well, if you read my first posting, I was mentioning that I was the only fresh looks (girl) in the office...yes...I did enjoy the moment for about 6 months...free meals, doing only easy work..receive a lot of backup (help) when there was a flight delays...it was great moment and easy life...well... after 6 months the company start taking young girl as a new staff...so I became the old staff now...no free meals...no back up...no easy work...basically no more easy life...all the easy and relax moments transferred to young new staff.
Well...guys are still guys...what do you expect...
I heard stories saying that...all candidates CV were being screened by these guys...and they actually choose me and advice our manager to shortlisted me and took me for the job...they promised to behave and somehow they convinced the manager to employ me as their new working colleague...can you believe that...well believe it...
I've checked with the Manager who interviewed me and he confirmed the story was true and nothing but the truth...look at that...how desperate these guys need a new girl working colleague.
Anyway..one of the new staff was Eida...pretty cute looking girl...petite and adorable...she became the star in short timing...the guys were as per normal competing among each other..the best man wins...she got married to one of our male staff after about 3 months dating...sweet couple...we were all happy for them...especially me...as I was the closest friend to her...we discuss wedding preparation a lot...it was fun...it was great and tiring...but no regrets...the wedding was beautiful!
After almost a year of marriage life...Eida starts complaining that her mother in law is giving her headache.
It seems that her mother in law is chasing her to get pregnant as soon as possible. Apparently her mother in law is feeding her with all the food that related to possibility to get pregnant and stuffing her with all the info and tips on how to get pregnant...somehow she still has no sign and symptoms of getting pregnant...She's getting worried.
She asked me what to do...well...I'm not an expert...how do I know how to get pregnant...If sleeping with the husband is not making her pregnant...how in the world would I know how to settle her problem.
The conspiracy begins
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I was just finished my work (morning shift)...went to prayer room and finished my prayer and thinking to have late lunch and went straight home after that.
Came out from the prayer room Eida was waiting for me...she invited me for lunch...she said the lunch was on her...free meals...it's not that easy to get free meals nowadays...well... no question asked...Straight to the cafe and took expensive lunch...and you know what..she offered to send me home...what a lucky day!
Loved it...LUCKY ME!
Me: Eida...this is not the way to my home...where you taking me?
Eida: I need to go to one place first before I send you home...it's not that far
Me: Ok...will do
Eida: Ok we're here.
Me: Wait..where is here...who's house is this?
Eida: You see that underwear which is hanging with other laundry in front of that grey house?
Me: Yaa...so what's wrong with the underwear?
Eida: We need to steal the underwear...
Me: What!!!
Eida: Not we...it's me...I need to steal that underwear...your duty is to watch...ok...can u do that?
Me: What!!!...watching what!!!...what!!!
Eida: Please Arin...I need to do this...my mother in law said there's Chinese ancient believes that if we placed stranger's underwear under our pillow...somehow miraculously I can get pregnant.
Me: What!!! and you believe this tips?!!! are you crazy?
Eida: I'm desperate...I need to try...please help me...I do the dirty job...all you have to do just keep watching so that we don't get caught...please Arin....I need you...we're best friend right?
Me: Of course we're best friend...but this is too far...I never do things like this...this is stupid...it's not gonna happen!
Eida: Please Arin...can you imagine the lecture from my mother in law...non stop...it was like non stop bullets hitting my head...it's torturing...please Arin.
Me: So the lunch and ride home is just a trick...ooo...you good!!!
Eida: Well...I know...Pleaseee...
Me: Ohh...What the hell...
Eida: Thank you buddy....I'll never forget this...you're the best!
Me: Ya...whatever...we've make it quick..you take the underwear...I'll watch around...and we get lost from here quickly...alright!
Eida: OK...lets do it.
After all the stupid actions, and I think I black out for a few seconds..cos I can't really recall what's happening at that time...from what I can remember we already back in the car with that stupid underwear...mission accomplish!
Eida: We did it! oh my God...We did it!...we stole that guy underwear...! it's awesome!
Me: Drive...quickly drive...please drive...i think i wanna throw up...DRIVE EIDA!!!
Eida: Ok..ok...chill buddy...we did it...hold this...this is my precious...don't lose it...
Me: Take this stupid thing away from me...you want me to hold stranger's underwear...r u nuts...what the hell is wrong with u...just send me home...please!!
Eida: Alright...I'm sending u home...Thanks Arin...thank you so much...I mean it!
Me: Ya...what ever..I just need to go home...
Next Morning in the office...
Eida: Hi Arin...How u doing...u sleep well? I slept like a baby...aaaah...U know what..yesterday was the best day of my life.
Me: What the hell is wrong with u...how can u be happy with this...did u even thinking what is the consequences if u really get pregnant...now tell me...did u really know this guy?
Eida: that's what we call him stranger...of course I don't know anything about him.
Me: So why you picked his underwear?
Eida: Well first time when I saw him...I was...u know...he is so good looking...he's got that look...the underwear model kind of looks...so what I did was...I've been observing him for almost a month and decided to steal his underwear...i wanna have baby boy exactly looks like him...handsome!hahaha...
Me: What...look at yourself...you just like a freaking serial stalker!
Eida: Come on...I'm not a stalker...I'm not stalking that guy...I'm stalking his underwear...for God sake...that's a lot of different!
Me: That's even worst...u stalking his freaking underwear...who's doing that..I think no one is doing that...except you...
Eida: Look i don't care...my mission accomplish...that's all that matter...ok.
Me: Are you really placing that guy underwear under your pillow...is your hubby knows about this...?
Eida: Of course I put it under my pillow..and of course...my husband not aware of my stupid actions...and please...if all these mission up to his knowledge...I'm gonna kill u!!!
Me: What..so now u wanna kill me...where is the best friend...good buddy and all that stuff goes?
Eida:Well..if u tell him...no more friendship...it's OVER!
Me: So..I'm just thinking...what if..the guy...u know who's own the stupid underwear is GAY..would it effect your baby...if u ever get pregnant...what if he is some sort of Psycho or worst... what if he is a serial...
Eida: STOP!! what the...just STOP...u freaking me out...
Me: Well...haven't you thought of that...it might happen...u know...so what if...!
Eida: U know what...u are breaking all my dreams...you're a dream destroyer...I hate u!
Me: So...are we still friends?
Eida: Ya...lunch is on u today!
Me: why me?
Eida: You destroy my dreams...remember...I'm not happy..I'm sad..I'm...
Me: Ok..ok...u win...lunch is on me
Eida: Great...promise me...this is only between the two of us..no one else must know about this.
Me: I promise!
Well...the secret safe for two weeks before it's burst out... in full biggest embracing moment of all TIME!
Stay tuned in my next posting...
Today I wanna share with you the tale of 'Underwear Conspiracy'
Well, if you read my first posting, I was mentioning that I was the only fresh looks (girl) in the office...yes...I did enjoy the moment for about 6 months...free meals, doing only easy work..receive a lot of backup (help) when there was a flight delays...it was great moment and easy life...well... after 6 months the company start taking young girl as a new staff...so I became the old staff now...no free meals...no back up...no easy work...basically no more easy life...all the easy and relax moments transferred to young new staff.
Well...guys are still guys...what do you expect...
I heard stories saying that...all candidates CV were being screened by these guys...and they actually choose me and advice our manager to shortlisted me and took me for the job...they promised to behave and somehow they convinced the manager to employ me as their new working colleague...can you believe that...well believe it...
I've checked with the Manager who interviewed me and he confirmed the story was true and nothing but the truth...look at that...how desperate these guys need a new girl working colleague.
Anyway..one of the new staff was Eida...pretty cute looking girl...petite and adorable...she became the star in short timing...the guys were as per normal competing among each other..the best man wins...she got married to one of our male staff after about 3 months dating...sweet couple...we were all happy for them...especially me...as I was the closest friend to her...we discuss wedding preparation a lot...it was fun...it was great and tiring...but no regrets...the wedding was beautiful!
After almost a year of marriage life...Eida starts complaining that her mother in law is giving her headache.
It seems that her mother in law is chasing her to get pregnant as soon as possible. Apparently her mother in law is feeding her with all the food that related to possibility to get pregnant and stuffing her with all the info and tips on how to get pregnant...somehow she still has no sign and symptoms of getting pregnant...She's getting worried.
She asked me what to do...well...I'm not an expert...how do I know how to get pregnant...If sleeping with the husband is not making her pregnant...how in the world would I know how to settle her problem.
The conspiracy begins
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I was just finished my work (morning shift)...went to prayer room and finished my prayer and thinking to have late lunch and went straight home after that.
Came out from the prayer room Eida was waiting for me...she invited me for lunch...she said the lunch was on her...free meals...it's not that easy to get free meals nowadays...well... no question asked...Straight to the cafe and took expensive lunch...and you know what..she offered to send me home...what a lucky day!
Loved it...LUCKY ME!
Me: Eida...this is not the way to my home...where you taking me?
Eida: I need to go to one place first before I send you home...it's not that far
Me: Ok...will do
Eida: Ok we're here.
Me: Wait..where is here...who's house is this?
Eida: You see that underwear which is hanging with other laundry in front of that grey house?
Me: Yaa...so what's wrong with the underwear?
Eida: We need to steal the underwear...
Me: What!!!
Eida: Not we...it's me...I need to steal that underwear...your duty is to watch...ok...can u do that?
Me: What!!!...watching what!!!...what!!!
Eida: Please Arin...I need to do this...my mother in law said there's Chinese ancient believes that if we placed stranger's underwear under our pillow...somehow miraculously I can get pregnant.
Me: What!!! and you believe this tips?!!! are you crazy?
Eida: I'm desperate...I need to try...please help me...I do the dirty job...all you have to do just keep watching so that we don't get caught...please Arin....I need you...we're best friend right?
Me: Of course we're best friend...but this is too far...I never do things like this...this is stupid...it's not gonna happen!
Eida: Please Arin...can you imagine the lecture from my mother in law...non stop...it was like non stop bullets hitting my head...it's torturing...please Arin.
Me: So the lunch and ride home is just a trick...ooo...you good!!!
Eida: Well...I know...Pleaseee...
Me: Ohh...What the hell...
Eida: Thank you buddy....I'll never forget this...you're the best!
Me: Ya...whatever...we've make it quick..you take the underwear...I'll watch around...and we get lost from here quickly...alright!
Eida: OK...lets do it.
After all the stupid actions, and I think I black out for a few seconds..cos I can't really recall what's happening at that time...from what I can remember we already back in the car with that stupid underwear...mission accomplish!
Eida: We did it! oh my God...We did it!...we stole that guy underwear...! it's awesome!
Me: Drive...quickly drive...please drive...i think i wanna throw up...DRIVE EIDA!!!
Eida: Ok..ok...chill buddy...we did it...hold this...this is my precious...don't lose it...
Me: Take this stupid thing away from me...you want me to hold stranger's underwear...r u nuts...what the hell is wrong with u...just send me home...please!!
Eida: Alright...I'm sending u home...Thanks Arin...thank you so much...I mean it!
Me: Ya...what ever..I just need to go home...
Next Morning in the office...
Eida: Hi Arin...How u doing...u sleep well? I slept like a baby...aaaah...U know what..yesterday was the best day of my life.
Me: What the hell is wrong with u...how can u be happy with this...did u even thinking what is the consequences if u really get pregnant...now tell me...did u really know this guy?
Eida: that's what we call him stranger...of course I don't know anything about him.
Me: So why you picked his underwear?
Eida: Well first time when I saw him...I was...u know...he is so good looking...he's got that look...the underwear model kind of looks...so what I did was...I've been observing him for almost a month and decided to steal his underwear...i wanna have baby boy exactly looks like him...handsome!hahaha...
Me: What...look at yourself...you just like a freaking serial stalker!
Eida: Come on...I'm not a stalker...I'm not stalking that guy...I'm stalking his underwear...for God sake...that's a lot of different!
Me: That's even worst...u stalking his freaking underwear...who's doing that..I think no one is doing that...except you...
Eida: Look i don't care...my mission accomplish...that's all that matter...ok.
Me: Are you really placing that guy underwear under your pillow...is your hubby knows about this...?
Eida: Of course I put it under my pillow..and of course...my husband not aware of my stupid actions...and please...if all these mission up to his knowledge...I'm gonna kill u!!!
Me: What..so now u wanna kill me...where is the best friend...good buddy and all that stuff goes?
Eida:Well..if u tell him...no more friendship...it's OVER!
Me: So..I'm just thinking...what if..the guy...u know who's own the stupid underwear is GAY..would it effect your baby...if u ever get pregnant...what if he is some sort of Psycho or worst... what if he is a serial...
Eida: STOP!! what the...just STOP...u freaking me out...
Me: Well...haven't you thought of that...it might happen...u know...so what if...!
Eida: U know what...u are breaking all my dreams...you're a dream destroyer...I hate u!
Me: So...are we still friends?
Eida: Ya...lunch is on u today!
Me: why me?
Eida: You destroy my dreams...remember...I'm not happy..I'm sad..I'm...
Me: Ok..ok...u win...lunch is on me
Eida: Great...promise me...this is only between the two of us..no one else must know about this.
Me: I promise!
Well...the secret safe for two weeks before it's burst out... in full biggest embracing moment of all TIME!
Stay tuned in my next posting...
Wednesday 3 September 2014
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Recently...Malaysia Airlines hits all the big channel news....It's all about Malaysia Airlines MH370 and MH17...one is missing without a trace...the other one blown off in the air....It was a big sad news that hit the world generally and Malaysia Airlines specifically.
I was once working as a cabin crew with Malaysia Airlines...personally I love working with an Airlines, environment was great, experiences was superb.
I would say that I can understand what is Malaysia Airlines is facing now...regardless all the speculations...I still believe that Malaysia Airlines is one of the best airlines in the world.
With all these news and stories about airlines...which almost everyday is showing on TV...it has brought back all the sweet and bitter memories of working with airlines.
As a cabin crew...the experience was awesome...however working as a ground staff (working with another well known airlines as well) was the real thrill and real adventure.
I experience a lot of drama that beyond imagination, friendship bond that full of sweet and bitter journey...there's a lot of other stuff experience that I think is worth to share with all the readers or viewers in this blog..
Let me share with you all the sweetness and bitterness of life in this beautiful journey of life in my Airlines years... as a ground staff especially(I would say it was almost 15 years)
My 1st day working as a ground staff
--------------------------------------
Well...let me introduce some of my working colleagues, that I adore all these years.
There's Uncle Grumpy...who's always angry and grumpy all the time...somehow I love working with him...i felt safe whenever I was working with him as my superior.(our superior will change according to duty roster)
There's Bo, Blaky, Felly,Jeffy, Rocky...Star Wars lunatic.
Vader...mobile pharmacy
Yappy...our own Mcgyver ( Old American series...about this guy with a lot of tools).
Rocky...our own rockers.
Honey..our own Miss World...she just extremely hot..even I my self..first time when i saw her in the office...I paused...admiring the beauty...
Hanna, Eve & Saphie...senior ladies...
I will introduce others in my next posting...
So...my first day at work...
Honestly...once i finished study I straight away joined Malaysia Airlines as a cabin crew...working for few years and left the Malaysia Airlines to work as a ground staff in another airline.
Cabin crew world was just not my type...Yes I agree..as a cabin crew I traveled around the world...meet different cultures...somehow I was the type who prefer to stay at home with my family...so I decided to joined another airline as a ground staff.. regardless how busy was the shift work, I'll still be at home on daily basis
I still remember, on my first day at work i reported very early...it was about 5.00 am.
In the office there were Bo, Blaky, Felly, Jeffy and Rocky...it's appear that they were looking forward to meet me, an ex cabin crew who is now the ground staff...I don't why it was a big deal to them.
"Hi Good morning...I'm Arin."
A good morning greetings to all of the in the office...once I stepped into the small office.
All of us shaking hands...introduction moment...it was fun...everybody seems so polite and welcoming...
However there's one middle age man maybe around his early 50's....sitting at the end of the corner...ignoring us...
I slowly walking towards him...suddenly somebody stopped me by grabbing my hand from behind...
"Becareful..that's Uncle G..."
Hmm...ok..i'll take extra precaution.
"Hi Good morning...I'm Arin..."
"Hmmmm....WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT MORNING"!
It was the first words came out from Uncle Grumpy's mouth.
I was numbed..no other words came out from me...i was a little bit shock...
He grabbed his bag...and said...Welcome and see ya!
Yes..yes..yes...the scary uncle is out of the office...
Bo came to me and told me to forget about Uncle G...he's what he is...actually he is a nice person...once you get to know him better...and you know what...yes...i agree with Bo...Uncle G is not that bad at all.
I will share with you how Uncle G was one of my favorite superior ( in my next post)
Well...come back to my introduction stories...I was shaking...this is my first day and the morning is not so good anymore...Anyway...all my nervousness were gone when all the boys came to me and calm me down.
They told me that they looking forward for the young girl working with them ( I was 23 years old) they do have girl working colleagues however...everybody reaching their retirement years.
They are waiting for fresh looks...It's kind of motivation for them to start work everyday....(what a loser)...
Anyway... they do have this beautiful middle age lady who is working with them..her name is Honey...she is rose among the thorns.
She's hot !...anyway...they need someone fresh looks to provide them all the energy...and light up the working mood....(Bo was the one who told me this)...at that time he's more scarier than Uncle G to me...
In the middle of those scary conversation...Honey came to save the day...
"Hey guys...stop it...you scared the hell out of this poor girl..."
"Hi...I'm Honey...you know what... these guys ...they are crazy..."
"Since today is your first day...you come with me...I'll be your mentor..."
"And you guys...stop messing around...i mean it..."Honey grabbed my hand...and i can still see their poker faces.
"Come on...we were telling the truth...we've been surrounded with bunch of old ladies...do you have any idea how it's like to work with bunch of old ladies...it is torturing...giving us mental diseases...at least Arin is here..she will light up the day..."
"Awesome" all the guys hi five to each other...
"Shut up...come on Arin...ignore those idiots..they are just bunch of idiots and losers...come on"
"Anyway...you guys don't have to work with us old ladies to get a mental sickness...you all already having mental issues..."That's what Honey told them...and once again with their poker faces...they hi five among them self....hmm weirddd alertttt...anyway very soon i'll be one of them.
Well...with all new environment...what can I say...I have to go for it...after all... it's just my first day at work.
More to come in my next post..I promise that...
I was once working as a cabin crew with Malaysia Airlines...personally I love working with an Airlines, environment was great, experiences was superb.
I would say that I can understand what is Malaysia Airlines is facing now...regardless all the speculations...I still believe that Malaysia Airlines is one of the best airlines in the world.
With all these news and stories about airlines...which almost everyday is showing on TV...it has brought back all the sweet and bitter memories of working with airlines.
As a cabin crew...the experience was awesome...however working as a ground staff (working with another well known airlines as well) was the real thrill and real adventure.
I experience a lot of drama that beyond imagination, friendship bond that full of sweet and bitter journey...there's a lot of other stuff experience that I think is worth to share with all the readers or viewers in this blog..
Let me share with you all the sweetness and bitterness of life in this beautiful journey of life in my Airlines years... as a ground staff especially(I would say it was almost 15 years)
My 1st day working as a ground staff
--------------------------------------
Well...let me introduce some of my working colleagues, that I adore all these years.
There's Uncle Grumpy...who's always angry and grumpy all the time...somehow I love working with him...i felt safe whenever I was working with him as my superior.(our superior will change according to duty roster)
There's Bo, Blaky, Felly,Jeffy, Rocky...Star Wars lunatic.
Vader...mobile pharmacy
Yappy...our own Mcgyver ( Old American series...about this guy with a lot of tools).
Rocky...our own rockers.
Honey..our own Miss World...she just extremely hot..even I my self..first time when i saw her in the office...I paused...admiring the beauty...
Hanna, Eve & Saphie...senior ladies...
I will introduce others in my next posting...
So...my first day at work...
Honestly...once i finished study I straight away joined Malaysia Airlines as a cabin crew...working for few years and left the Malaysia Airlines to work as a ground staff in another airline.
Cabin crew world was just not my type...Yes I agree..as a cabin crew I traveled around the world...meet different cultures...somehow I was the type who prefer to stay at home with my family...so I decided to joined another airline as a ground staff.. regardless how busy was the shift work, I'll still be at home on daily basis
I still remember, on my first day at work i reported very early...it was about 5.00 am.
In the office there were Bo, Blaky, Felly, Jeffy and Rocky...it's appear that they were looking forward to meet me, an ex cabin crew who is now the ground staff...I don't why it was a big deal to them.
"Hi Good morning...I'm Arin."
A good morning greetings to all of the in the office...once I stepped into the small office.
All of us shaking hands...introduction moment...it was fun...everybody seems so polite and welcoming...
However there's one middle age man maybe around his early 50's....sitting at the end of the corner...ignoring us...
I slowly walking towards him...suddenly somebody stopped me by grabbing my hand from behind...
"Becareful..that's Uncle G..."
Hmm...ok..i'll take extra precaution.
"Hi Good morning...I'm Arin..."
"Hmmmm....WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT MORNING"!
It was the first words came out from Uncle Grumpy's mouth.
I was numbed..no other words came out from me...i was a little bit shock...
He grabbed his bag...and said...Welcome and see ya!
Yes..yes..yes...the scary uncle is out of the office...
Bo came to me and told me to forget about Uncle G...he's what he is...actually he is a nice person...once you get to know him better...and you know what...yes...i agree with Bo...Uncle G is not that bad at all.
I will share with you how Uncle G was one of my favorite superior ( in my next post)
Well...come back to my introduction stories...I was shaking...this is my first day and the morning is not so good anymore...Anyway...all my nervousness were gone when all the boys came to me and calm me down.
They told me that they looking forward for the young girl working with them ( I was 23 years old) they do have girl working colleagues however...everybody reaching their retirement years.
They are waiting for fresh looks...It's kind of motivation for them to start work everyday....(what a loser)...
Anyway... they do have this beautiful middle age lady who is working with them..her name is Honey...she is rose among the thorns.
She's hot !...anyway...they need someone fresh looks to provide them all the energy...and light up the working mood....(Bo was the one who told me this)...at that time he's more scarier than Uncle G to me...
In the middle of those scary conversation...Honey came to save the day...
"Hey guys...stop it...you scared the hell out of this poor girl..."
"Hi...I'm Honey...you know what... these guys ...they are crazy..."
"Since today is your first day...you come with me...I'll be your mentor..."
"And you guys...stop messing around...i mean it..."Honey grabbed my hand...and i can still see their poker faces.
"Come on...we were telling the truth...we've been surrounded with bunch of old ladies...do you have any idea how it's like to work with bunch of old ladies...it is torturing...giving us mental diseases...at least Arin is here..she will light up the day..."
"Awesome" all the guys hi five to each other...
"Shut up...come on Arin...ignore those idiots..they are just bunch of idiots and losers...come on"
"Anyway...you guys don't have to work with us old ladies to get a mental sickness...you all already having mental issues..."That's what Honey told them...and once again with their poker faces...they hi five among them self....hmm weirddd alertttt...anyway very soon i'll be one of them.
Well...with all new environment...what can I say...I have to go for it...after all... it's just my first day at work.
More to come in my next post..I promise that...
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