Underwear Conspiracy

Hi all,

Today I wanna share with you the tale of 'Underwear Conspiracy'

Well, if you read my first posting, I was mentioning that I was the only fresh looks (girl) in the office...yes...I did enjoy the moment for about 6 months...free meals, doing only easy work..receive a lot of backup (help) when there was a flight delays...it was great moment and easy life...well... after 6 months the company start taking young girl as a new staff...so I became the old staff now...no free meals...no back up...no easy work...basically no more easy life...all the easy and relax moments transferred to young new staff.

Well...guys are still guys...what do you expect...

I heard stories saying that...all candidates CV were being screened by these guys...and they actually choose me and advice our manager to shortlisted me and took me for the job...they promised to behave and somehow they convinced the manager to employ me as their new working colleague...can you believe that...well believe it...
I've checked with the Manager who interviewed me and he confirmed the story was true and nothing but the truth...look at that...how desperate these guys need a new girl working colleague.

Anyway..one of the new staff was Eida...pretty cute looking girl...petite and adorable...she became the star in short timing...the guys were as per normal competing among each other..the best man wins...she got married to one of our male staff after about 3 months dating...sweet couple...we were all happy for them...especially me...as I was the closest friend to her...we discuss wedding preparation a lot...it was fun...it was great and tiring...but no regrets...the wedding was beautiful!

After almost a year of marriage life...Eida starts complaining that her mother in law is giving her headache.
It seems that her mother in law is chasing her to get pregnant as soon as possible. Apparently her mother in law is feeding her with all the food that related to possibility to get pregnant and stuffing her with all the info and tips on how to get pregnant...somehow she still has no sign and symptoms of getting pregnant...She's getting worried.

She asked me what to do...well...I'm not an expert...how do I know how to get pregnant...If sleeping with the husband is not making her pregnant...how in the world would I know how to settle her problem.

The conspiracy begins
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I was just finished my work (morning shift)...went to prayer room and finished my prayer and thinking to have late lunch and went straight home after that.
Came out from the prayer room Eida was waiting for me...she invited me for lunch...she said the lunch was on her...free meals...it's not that easy to get free meals nowadays...well... no question asked...Straight to the cafe and took expensive lunch...and you know what..she offered to send me home...what a lucky day!
Loved it...LUCKY ME!

Me: Eida...this is not the way to my home...where you taking me?
Eida: I need to go to one place first before I send you home...it's not that far
Me: Ok...will do
Eida: Ok we're here.
Me: Wait..where is here...who's house is this?
Eida: You see that underwear which is hanging with other laundry in front of that grey house?
Me: Yaa...so what's wrong with the underwear?
Eida: We need to steal the underwear...
Me: What!!!
Eida: Not we...it's me...I need to steal that underwear...your duty is to watch...ok...can u do that?
Me: What!!!...watching what!!!...what!!!
Eida: Please Arin...I need to do this...my mother in law said there's Chinese ancient believes that if we placed  stranger's underwear under our pillow...somehow miraculously I can get pregnant.
Me: What!!! and you believe this tips?!!! are you crazy?
Eida: I'm desperate...I need to try...please help me...I do the dirty job...all you have to do just keep watching so that we don't get caught...please Arin....I need you...we're best friend right?
Me: Of course we're best friend...but this is too far...I never do things like this...this is stupid...it's not gonna happen!
Eida: Please Arin...can you imagine the lecture from my mother in law...non stop...it was like non stop bullets hitting my head...it's torturing...please Arin.
Me: So the lunch and ride home is just a trick...ooo...you good!!!
Eida: Well...I know...Pleaseee...
Me: Ohh...What the hell...
Eida: Thank you buddy....I'll never forget this...you're the best!
Me: Ya...whatever...we've make it quick..you take the underwear...I'll watch around...and we get lost from here quickly...alright!
Eida: OK...lets do it.

After all the stupid actions, and I think I black out for a few seconds..cos I can't really recall what's happening at that time...from what I can remember we already back in the car with that stupid underwear...mission accomplish!

Eida: We did it! oh my God...We did it!...we stole that guy underwear...! it's awesome!
Me: Drive...quickly drive...please drive...i think i wanna throw up...DRIVE EIDA!!!
Eida: Ok..ok...chill buddy...we did it...hold this...this is my precious...don't lose it...
Me: Take this stupid thing away from me...you want me to hold stranger's underwear...r u nuts...what the hell is wrong with u...just send me home...please!!
Eida: Alright...I'm sending u home...Thanks Arin...thank you so much...I mean it!
Me: Ya...what ever..I just need to go home...

Next Morning in the office...

Eida: Hi Arin...How u doing...u sleep well? I slept like a baby...aaaah...U know what..yesterday was the best day of my life.
Me: What the hell is wrong with u...how can u be happy with this...did u even thinking what is the consequences if u really get pregnant...now tell me...did u really know this guy?
Eida: that's what we call him stranger...of course I don't know anything about him.
Me: So why you picked his underwear?
Eida: Well first time when I saw him...I was...u know...he is so good looking...he's got that look...the underwear model kind of looks...so what I did was...I've been observing him for almost a month and decided to steal his underwear...i wanna have baby boy exactly looks like him...handsome!hahaha...
Me: What...look at yourself...you just like a freaking serial stalker!
Eida: Come on...I'm not a stalker...I'm not stalking that guy...I'm stalking his underwear...for God sake...that's a lot of different!
Me: That's even worst...u stalking his freaking underwear...who's doing that..I think no one is doing that...except you...
Eida: Look i don't care...my mission accomplish...that's all that matter...ok.
Me: Are you really placing that guy underwear under your pillow...is your hubby knows about this...?
Eida: Of course I put it under my pillow..and of course...my husband not aware of my stupid actions...and please...if all these mission up to his knowledge...I'm gonna kill u!!!
Me: What..so now u wanna kill me...where is the best friend...good buddy and all that stuff goes?
Eida:Well..if u tell him...no more friendship...it's OVER!
Me: So..I'm just thinking...what if..the guy...u know who's own the stupid underwear is GAY..would it effect your baby...if u ever get pregnant...what if he is some sort of Psycho or worst... what if he is a serial...
Eida: STOP!! what the...just STOP...u freaking me out...
Me: Well...haven't you thought of that...it might happen...u know...so what if...!
Eida: U know what...u are breaking all my dreams...you're a dream destroyer...I hate u!
Me: So...are we still friends?
Eida: Ya...lunch is on u today!
Me: why me?
Eida: You destroy my dreams...remember...I'm not happy..I'm sad..I'm...
Me: Ok..ok...u win...lunch is on me
Eida: Great...promise me...this is only between the two of us..no one else must know about this.
Me: I promise!

Well...the secret safe for two weeks before it's burst out... in full biggest embracing moment of all TIME!

Stay tuned in my next posting...